Think carefully and fear: roommate

Chapter 32

Girl with big breasts, stand in front of me, who is Dongfang Ling?

The ideal state he imagined has always been that I want brothers and wives.

I have to say, too greedy!

If you want to achieve this ideal state, unless you make two strong cages to accommodate two people.

It's really better to eat it directly in the stomach.

At that time, he looked at Dongfang Ling, who was sleeping extremely sweetly by himself, and was angry in all kinds of ways. One of them didn't pay attention, and he drank a little too much, but it was just a little drifting.

When the first shooting star streaked across the sky, he took a picture of Dongfang Ling. As a result, after the evildoer woke up, he went to drink for the first time, and then became even more drunk.

When the showers came, others were busy making wishes, but the drunk was busy counting.

One, two, three... 33.

"33, brother, I counted, 33 passed."

"you sure?"

"Sure!"

Although he was a little drunk, he clearly remembered that after Dongfang Ling checked fifteen, he jumped directly to forty, and after reaching fifty, he went back to thirteen.

33, let's really pass 33 meteors.

Rarely confused.

"Dongfang, have you made a wish?"

"Forgot." The drunk's face was full of regret, "Did you make a wish, brother?"

"Yes."

In fact, there is no such thing as a person who does not believe in this at all, it is impossible to make a wish at all.

"Well then, your wish is also my wish." After Dongfang Ling finished speaking, he patted him on the shoulder, "Brother, let's share."

"this is not OK."

"why?"

"I made a wish to let the person I like like me." What he said next was purely finding fault, "Dongfang Ling, I don't want you and the senior to have a smooth relationship at all. You two should break up early."

"Is that how you hope for your brother's well-being? What good will it do you? Cut!"

Dongfang Ling got up from the bench.

(Digression: After the last trip to the rooftops, Dongfang Ling fell in love with this place, and moved a bench that could seat three people from the bishop and put it here. Wu Ning and he originally planned to condemn Dongfang Ling, but Dongfang Ling Ling is so capable of sophistry. Using a chair still belongs to science and technology, not stealing, but it is just changing to an unused place. Locked, he can come and go freely, you just think he can fly.)

"It's good for me to divide it." He pulled Dongfang Ling back to the chair, "At least my wish may come true."

Blunted and he regretted it.

"Fool, the wish you made will never come true if you say it, don't you know?" Dongfang Ling sneered, "You should do this, make a wish to wish me a smooth relationship with the senior, and then tell me: Dongfang Ling, I I just made a wish to wish you and your senior to be with you for the rest of your life, to see how kind your brother treats you."

Dongfang Ling turned around and looked at him with a smile.

"This is what a villain should look like, hahahahaha."

After Dongfang Ling laughed enough, she hugged him and whispered in his ear.

"Brother, I want you, I really want you, you are not allowed to leave my sight, I have paid back the debt I owe, and I will come back to you as soon as possible, don't worry, I won't let you wait too long. Your life, I Booked."

When the words fell, he woke up from the wine. Originally, he wanted to educate Dongfang Ling, and he was too overwhelmed to declare war with him. After Dongfang Ling let him go, he used his thigh as a pillow and slept until dawn. After waking up, he used Being drunk was a reason to block arrows, and he became the shopkeeper of the hands-off shop.

This sentence is still very important, and it has a role to make him see one thing clearly: he wants Dongfang Ling, he wants it, he wants it so much.

At both ends of the balance, the end of Dongfang Ling is the heaviest.

What is there to hesitate?

People have been doing multiple-choice questions all their lives. Since Dongfang Ling is the best choice, just choose.

He opened that post that day, and it was really the result of a fever in his head.Posting the link under that confession post was a declaration of war, and although it didn't work as expected, it finally came in handy.

He borrowed Dongfang Ling's notebook and saw a bunch of photos from his boyfriend's perspective during his graduation defense in his senior year. The hint was too obvious, and he felt a sense of crisis.

Whether Dongfang Ling is casual about bed affairs, he really doesn't know, and he really doesn't have confidence.

Can't wait.

If you don't come to me, I will go to you.

He started playing games.

After hesitating for a long time, he uploaded these photos, and as he expected, it had an excellent effect.After that, in September, he deliberately uploaded a photo of Dongfang Ling taken during his college days, and wrote a lot of love stories (Mary Su, it’s not in vain).

He likes photography quite a lot, and Dongfang Ling also likes it. The difference is: he likes to take pictures of scenery and other people, while Dongfang Ling likes to be photographed and to take pictures of himself.

So the two pooled their money to buy a micro-single account.It did cost a lot of money.Dongfang Ling lost his status as a poor student because of this micro-single.He didn't know why he felt a little guilty, although the fact that Dongfang Ling was a poor student seemed like a joke no matter what.

Dongfang Ling himself... is very happy, because he can finally be extravagant.Tablets, notebooks, etc. have all been added.

In this regard, Wu Ning said: alma mater, give Dongfang Ling the status of a poor student again, the dormitory is so crowded!

Everyone knows that if you want to see a matter thoroughly, you need to understand the thoughts of all parties involved.

After all, standing at a different angle, the scenery is different, and the things you see are really not exactly the same.

Now that we've talked about him for a long time, let's talk about Dongfang Ling.

Dongfang Ling's drinking capacity is really small, Dongfang pours it in a glass, it's not an exaggeration, but has he really been drunk?

Let's put it another way, does Dongfang Ling dare to get drunk?

Is he really not afraid that when he is drunk, he will run the train with his mouth full and reveal all the things he has hidden?

The benevolent see benevolence, the wise see wisdom.

By the way, that animation was taken that day.He has treasured it for a long time, and he has no choice but to take it out.

How was it born?

The reason is that he always wanted to take a picture of Dongfang Ling sleeping.

It's not because Dongfang Ling sleeps so beautifully, but because she sleeps soundly, which is especially contagious.He was a light sleeper, and when he couldn't fall asleep, he turned over and saw Dongfang Ling sleeping soundly, and fell asleep quickly.

Photographs he thought had a similar effect.

But this kind of photo is not very good, because it needs to be cut first and played later.

I had been a pillow all night, and my legs were numb. Dongfang Ling owed him a favor, so it was appropriate to bargain over this matter, so he took the photo.After all, it was a temporary idea. He was a little guilty and didn't notice that it was in camera mode.

Coincidentally, Dongfang Ling opened his eyes, and when he opened his eyes, he understood what was going on.

"Meow~~"

That’s how GIFs were born.

Why meow?Dongfang Ling likes cats.

Why do you like cats?

Aren't cats born killers?

23. Prelude to the storm

He hadn't been on a train for such a long time, and he was really tired.

As soon as the train passed Tling, he wanted to complain why Dongfang Ling didn't buy a sleeper berth. The two of them were indeed poor, but they really didn't need the money.It's just that he noticed that there were a few people nearby, the same as his terminal station, and there were a few thin girls among them. After careful consideration, he took advantage of Dongfang Ling's toilet and asked about it. , After passing a certain station, the sleeper berths will be sold, and my final stop is precisely this certain station.

Some helplessness is unavoidable.

Dongfang Ling walks this line four times a year, not to mention getting used to it.Along the way, with the two elder brothers who were seated, we ate melon seeds and fought against landlords. We also drank two bottles of oriental tea tree and ate two barrels of instant noodles.

All he has to do is suffer.

The smell in the carriage made him sick to his stomach. He didn't eat anything but drank a bottle of water along the way.He was a light sleeper, he didn't sit very comfortably, and the environment was not quiet. Even Dongfang Ling's explosive appeal didn't have much effect.

After arriving at the destination, his back hurt, his shoulders were sore, his legs were swollen, and his face was pale.Dongfang Ling laughed at him as an old man, and he didn't even bother to reply.

No way, the plan is postponed.

The two found a nearby small hotel with hot water for him to recuperate.

After the hot water was finished, Dongfang Ling ordered takeaway for him, rubbed his shoulders and massaged his legs, showing all kinds of hospitality.

The treatment of this uncle made him feel that the suffering caused by the train was not so worthless.

After settling him down, Dongfang Ling went home. He spent the night in the hotel alone.

At night, with no one around, his heart felt a little empty.

Once a habit is formed, it is difficult to quit.

The next day, when Dongfang Ling picked him up to go home with him, he retreated.

"East, how about maltose?"

"Don't worry, I just finished chatting with Wu Ning, it's fine."

"Dongfang, is there going to be a fire at home?"

"There is insurance, we don't need to accompany you if there is a fire."

"No, let's have two computers..."

"The experimental data is all backed up."

After going back and forth like this several times, Dongfang Ling quit.

"what happened to you?"

"I'm nervous."

"Brother, I'm the one who should be nervous!" Dongfang Ling patted his face lightly with both hands, "You keep your usual poker face, you don't need to say anything when you sit still, okay? Lord Buddha."

"This is more nervous than my college entrance examination. Otherwise, you can say that I am your friend, how about it?"

Dongfang Ling looked at him like a fool.

"Brother, please respect my mother. It will be more embarrassing to be passive at that time. Besides, it was agreed, she disagreed, and we two eloped."

Elopement is serious nonsense.

"The two of us are financially independent, and we don't raise children. We rent a house for the rest of our lives. When you lose your breath, you can set it on fire, sprinkle ashes on the mountain, and let the wind blow, so that there is no trace. How nice it is."

"Frustrated." He looked at Dongfang Ling for a long time, "My brother, you just wish me well, how cruel."

"What did you call me?" Dong