Are you crazy? The cool school girl is actually your online love partner?

Chapter 669: Chicken Alliance

Chapter 669: Chicken Alliance

Chapter 669: Chicken Alliance

"Xiaoxia and I are a couple with millions of fans, and we're both internet celebrities. No one has come to ask us for autographs, so why are they all asking for your autograph?"

On the way back to the dormitory after distributing the food, Du Hongyuan spoke indignantly.

"Hey, don't bring me up!" Shen Xia patted Du Hongyuan on the shoulder and said, "I have fans too. Several little girls just asked me for autographs."

Du Hongyuan pointed at his face and said in disbelief, "So, I am the only invisible person?"

Chen Zhirui comforted Du Hongyuan and said, "Don't be sad, Brother Du, Brother Wang and I haven't been asked for autographs by anyone either."

Du Hongyuan covered his face and said, "You two are not internet celebrities, how can you be the same?"

Wang Qi smiled at him and said, "Okay, don't be sad. You rarely show your face in videos, so it's normal that no one recognized you."

"Now that you put it that way, it seems to be true..." Du Hongyuan nodded.

Wang Qi just managed to cheer Du Hongyuan up a bit, when Kong Liu whispered in his ear, "Wang Qi and Chen Zhirui were asked to socialize by freshmen, but you don't even have anyone who wants to socialize with you."

Gong Yoo's words broke Du Hongyuan's heart. He covered his chest and said, "Fuck, I'm still alive. I can't live anymore!"

"Hahahaha!"

As soon as these words were spoken, several people laughed out loud.

Chen Zhirui said: "Brother Du, Brother Kong was just teasing you, but you took it seriously."

Wang Qi nodded: "That's right, you believe whatever he says."

"Lao Liu, you actually lied to me. I will never trust you again." Du Hongyuan said, then turned around and ran to his girlfriend for comfort. "Baby, look, the three of them bullied me."

"Okay, okay, don't be sad, don't be sad." Shen Xia patted his head like coaxing a child and said, "Your brain is not good to begin with, so don't listen to them lying to you."

"Hmm... Hmm?" Du Hongyuan looked up at Shen Xia and said, "Why do I feel that your words are weird?"

"Is there?" Shen Xia shook her head and said, "No."

"Hmm..." Du Hongyuan thought for a moment and said, "Then there shouldn't be any."

Kong Liu, Chen Zhirui and Wang Qi looked at each other, then covered their mouths at the same time, fearing that they would laugh out loud and be heard by Du Hongyuan.

Everyone said he was mentally ill, but he still hadn't reacted. It turned out that falling in love would make people stupid.

There were no classes in the first and second periods in the afternoon, but there were classes in the third and fourth periods. Kong Liu returned to dormitory 215, lay down and prepared to rest for a while, and chatted with Gu Chenxi on the phone.

Du Hongyuan was editing the video he had just shot, Chen Zhirui was looking at postgraduate entrance examination materials, and Wang Qi was discussing the construction schedule for this semester with the boss of the meat processing factory.

Everyone in the dormitory seemed to be busy with something...well, except Gong Yoo.

He is so free that he is just playing picture battle with his girlfriend. What else could he be doing?

After Kong Liu and Gu Chenxi competed with each other with emoticons on their phones for a while, he quickly felt sleepy, so before he fell asleep, he quickly sent a message to Gu Chenxi to tell her that he was sleepy.

Sure enough, within a few minutes after sending the message, his mind was occupied by sleepiness.

I thought I could sleep until my roommate woke me up before the third class in the afternoon, but...

"Bang bang bang-"

"Brothers, are you in the dormitory? Something terrible has happened. Brothers, brothers, save me!"

Gong Yoo had only been asleep for a dozen minutes when someone knocked on the door of dormitory 215.

Xu Kun's shout came from outside the door, and Wang Qi, who was closest to the dormitory door, walked over and opened the door.

Xu Kun rushed into the house and said to them, "You must help me this time, or I'll be dead!"

"Huh?" Gong Liu, who was woken up, sat up from the bed and said in a bad mood, "Are you sick? What are you yelling about? Are you being chased by someone?"

"Fuck, that's awesome! How did you know that, Kong?" Xu Kun gave Kong Liu a thumbs up and said, "I'm being hunted by someone now."

"what?"

After listening to Xu Kun's words, Gong Yoo was completely confused. He even thought he was not awake yet.

Not only Gong Yoo was confused, Wang Qi was also confused, Chen Zhirui thought he had heard it wrong, and even Du Hongyuan, who was immersively editing the video, took off his headphones and looked at Xu Kun.

The four of them looked at him in unison and asked, "What did you say? You're being hunted?"

"Yes!" Xu Kun covered his face and said with a smile, "It's a long story. It was winter one year..."

The four of them said in unison: "Let's make it short! Pick out the main points!"

What Xu Kun wanted to say was actually very simple.

To sum it up in one sentence: "He was collectively hunted down by his ex-girlfriends!"

This story has to start with Sun Yu.

After Sun Yu instilled all kinds of "Sun-style ideas" into Xu Kun during the kite-flying time on the golf course, Xu Kun was completely assimilated and then let himself go - he only learned the superficial aspects of Sun Yu, but not the essence, this sentence highlights the key point.

After returning to Jiaotong University, he changed his girlfriend every one or two weeks.

There was nothing wrong with all this, as long as the girls he dated were not from our school, no one would care even if he dated eight girls a week, let alone one.

But he only dated girls from his school, most of whom were in the same major.

Moreover, every time he talked a girl to a home run, he would just put on his pants and turn his back on her. After breaking up unilaterally, he would go on to flirt with the next girl.

In this way, he dated more and more girls in school, to the point where he would meet one or two of his ex-girlfriends every time he attended class.

Among so many ex-girlfriends, there must be a few girls who were hurt most deeply. These girls established an organization called the Chicken-Chopping Alliance.

Don’t ask what chopped chicken means. The author will not answer questions that you already know the answer to.

As the freshmen were about to start school, the "Chop Chicken" Alliance immediately put up a collective complaint against Xu Kun on the campus wall.

The freshmen were so excited to hear gossip about their seniors as soon as school started. The post accusing Xu Kun on the campus wall was forwarded crazily that day.

Then, Xu Kun's ex-girlfriends also searched the school for this guy, saying they wanted to chop his thing off.

Xu Kun was so frightened after seeing the comments on the campus wall that he didn’t dare to go out for several days and even had his meals brought to him by his roommates.

Just now he heard that his ex-girlfriends were going to break into the boys' dormitory if they couldn't find anyone else. Xu Kun was so scared that he didn't know what to do, so he hurried to Gong Yoo's dormitory to find a solution.

After listening to Xu Kun's story, everyone in the dormitory, including Gong Yoo, gave a thumbs up and said in unison: "You really deserve to die, there is no hope, just wait for your little Kun Kun to be chopped off!"

Xu Kun covered his crotch in fear: "No! You four have the most ideas, help me!"

Gong Liu lay back on the bed and said, "You are just asking for death. We won't help you."

(End of this chapter)