Chapter 81 Amphibious
Chapter 81 Amphibious
Gu Changqing once considered whether to explain his past life to Xiao Heng, but found that there seemed to be nothing more to say, and how the previous life had no impact on their current life.In the future, if there is an opportunity, we can have a chat, just let it be, Xiao Heng didn't even show much surprise at the fact that his fox turned into a living person, and there is really no need to talk about time travel.
But now, to detoxify Xiao Heng's body, it seems that practicing Qingxuan Kung Fu is feasible.
He discussed this issue with Xu San for a long time today.He knew little about traditional Chinese medicine, while Xu San only had a superficial understanding of Kung Fu. The two of them talked together for a long time. Gu Changqing carefully described the effect of double cultivation in the formulas of the heart method, and finally came up with a pretty good idea. The welcome conclusion: there is a door.
Although Xu San adhered to the rigorous attitude of a doctor, he discussed word by word, breaking apart and crushing whether the realm described in the mental method was effective for curing diseases, which made Gu Changqing quite hot.Xu San raised his eyes to see his uncomfortable appearance, not knowing whether it was intentional or not, he also talked to him about the essentials of intercourse and health maintenance.
Gu Changqing thought, maybe, he knew why this old gentleman was single all the time.
Although I have never experienced it, probably no one would want to say that when the love is strong, the other party will suddenly say solemnly, for the sake of the body, when is the best time to make the sauce, and it should not exceed how many times a night, and not in a month. too often...
If Xu San really got married, and his wife had a bad temper, she would probably kick him out of bed on the spot and run back to her mother's house the next day.This is really called, I took off my pants, so you just tell me this?
In fact, Xu San was quite wronged, so he secretly wanted to take revenge on Gu Changqing who forced him to talk about Xiao Heng's physical condition before. He thought it was interesting to tease the young man, but he didn't expect to be misunderstood so far...
Having said that, Qingxuan Kung Fu is essentially a Taoist Kung Fu method, and dual practice is not too common in the process of Taoist practice.Although some guys who practice mud water pills have bad conduct and want to do some lewd/evil things to help their cultivation base, causing double/cultivation to become synonymous with depravity and being despised by others, but in fact, there are also many people who practice golden pills. Human beings and Taoist companions support each other and forge each other to complete it.
The same is true of Qingxuan Kungfu, which is divided into [-]% in total. In the previous life, Gu Changqing practiced martial arts at a very young age, and he only practiced to the fifth level until he crossed. Xuanzhiyouxuan is not a genius who is difficult to penetrate once in a hundred years, but the sixth to ninth layers, all of which are dual/cultivation methods.If you have a partner with comparable skills to practice together, you will get twice the result with half the effort. If you can't find one, it will be difficult to take a single step.
In the previous life, Gu Changqing didn't have any hope at all. In that era when martial arts were dying, where could he find someone he liked and who happened to have the same skill?Unexpectedly, there is such an opportunity now.
Double/cultivation is not the same as unilaterally injecting spiritual energy into the opponent's body. It is a process of mingling blood and qi. Xu San deduces from the formulas of only a few words that if Gu Changqing and Xiao Heng practice together, it is very likely that they will be able to integrate the energy and blood of each other. The aura in Qing's blood veins also penetrated into Xiao Heng's body, thus completely removing the toxins in his heart veins.
In any case, at least I have another hope, and I have to give it a try.
I planned to have a frank and honest talk, but just as Gu Changqing was wondering where to speak, he realized that Xiao Heng's eyes lit up after a moment of confusion, and he began to nod desperately, wishing he could poke out a big tail behind him After two shakes, I was suddenly blessed to my heart: This guy probably won't listen to what I say now.
Immediately, the words, where to start, and so on were all thrown to the back of his mind. He felt that even if he said that he was the god in his dream teaching the mind, this guy would bark a few times and agree with it in a serious manner.
After briefly talking about a kung fu that was taught by an expert by chance, Gu Changqing wrote down the formulas from the first to ninth levels of the Qingxuan kung fu, and explained them to Xiao Heng one by one while writing.Xiao Heng still had a playful mentality at the beginning, but later he became more and more serious. When he saw the mental method on the fourth level, he grabbed Chang Qing's hand to continue writing: "Chang Qing, this tells you Am I really okay?"
Such a huge and complicated system, such interlocking and meticulous exercises, can study the way of heaven at the top, and save oneself at the bottom. It is easy to understand, and you can still read it when you are white. It seems straightforward and simple, but it is extremely mysterious.Even if he has never been in contact with it, he knows that only a famous family with a long history can be passed down.These places attach great importance to the views of sects. It is already a great thing to do a trick by touching one's hand at ordinary times. The core skills of one's own family must be hidden. Even the scenes of inner disciples practicing are not seen by others. Is there any reason to show people so easily?
Gu Changqing shook his head: "Don't worry, I have my own measure. This set of exercises can be passed on to those who are destined."
When martial arts withered in the previous life, various schools and parties were not very persistent about the fact that kung fu could not be passed on to the outside world.The master in Changqing once said that the ones waiting for the exercises are predestined people, the disciples look for the master, and the master also looks at the disciples. If there is a suitable person, as long as there is no problem in moral character, no matter whether he kowtows to get started, he can teach it.
The difference is that if you just worship the teacher, you have the responsibility of inheritance.When a burden is placed on you, you must first be able to carry it, and pass it on to another or a group of people with all your heart.
That's how things settled.
But first of all, because the domineering and ruthless kung fu of the Demon Palace and the purpose of the Qingxuan Kungfu are really contrary to the purpose of the Qingxuan Kungfu, and the two are incompatible, Xiao Heng still has to abolish the original Kungfu and start practicing from the first level of the Qingxuan Kungfu.Xiao Heng didn't hesitate at all, originally when Xu San suggested that he abolish martial arts, he almost had a decision in his heart, this time with the Qingxuan martial arts, there is no need to consider the choice at all.
From then on, the leader began a life of pain and happiness.
Happiness is naturally a series of benefits such as being with the daughter-in-law every day, correcting the posture bit by bit, explaining the meaning of the heart gently, and so on.As for the pain... Well, it's hard to say.
Originally, in the imagination of the leader, the scene of double/cultivation is like this: the night is quiet, um, the daytime is also fine, it seems more exciting to find a place where no one is around, two people sit facing each other, palms pressed together, When the breath is quiet, you can feel each other's breathing and heartbeat, and the blood and qi blend together little by little, and even every change in the other person's body is clear and perceptible.When he was waiting to finish his work, he opened his eyes and could see a few crystal beads of sweat hanging on Chang Qing's fair face, flushed a little due to the rapid operation of internal force, he felt a little uncomfortable seeing his focused gaze He forced himself to smile again... Well, my daughter-in-law is so thin-skinned, but so cute!
Later, when I started to practice the real moves, every move was full of tacit understanding. Although I needed to concentrate when practicing, it might not be impossible to use the opportunity to make sauces.Just thinking about it, the leader feels angry and blood surging, don't have too many benefits, hey.Well, maybe I have to take off my clothes and practice... Spring is almost here!
Facts have proved that at least at this stage, Xiao Heng really thinks too much.
Changqing swears to him that Qingxuan Kungfu is easy to start, but it gets harder as you go on, and the first to third levels are just like playing.The fourth and fifth floors require more effort.
However, the leader is stuck on the first floor.
It's not that he's stupid, or that his aptitude is completely incompatible with this technique, but that the previous 20 years of training in the Devil's Cult have gone too deep into his bones.At the beginning, the old leader completely trained them as killing machines, and what he required was a quick finish, and the body had to be alert enough at all times, even when sleeping, the whole body had to be tense, so as to ensure an immediate response to any abnormal movements.
But the first step of Qingxuan Kung Fu is to ask people to relax and achieve a completely natural state. It is best to forget both things and me, so as to feel the so-called relaxed and sensitive state.The basis of this set of exercises is not to fight against external forces, but to adjust yourself according to the loopholes of external forces, to protect one's strengths, and let the opponent break through without attack.
This simply killed the leader, who tensed his body like a conditioned reflex.Seeing that the little radishheads who started with him got the essentials one by one, and the fastest even broke through the first floor in just a few days, Chang Qing began to teach him some simple boxing techniques as if rewarding him. I was so anxious that I couldn't find the feeling anymore.
However, the little radish heads formally kowtowed to Changqing, feeling that they were more than a level above his "unnamed disciple" and "pheasant disciple", and seeing that he was a mess in training, they made faces at him every day, which made Xiao Heng feel like heart block.
He said: "I am your master, of course I can't kowtow to worship with you. But as a man of your master, you must respect me."
Dupantou stuck out its tongue: "You are obviously our teacher's wife. Teacher's wife is so stupid, and Master has no vision."
The other children showed the contemptuous expressions of "a flower stepping on cow dung" in unison.Recently, Gu Changqing's status in the hearts of the children has skyrocketed, and he is full of envy, jealousy and hatred towards Xiao Heng who always takes up his time, and he spares no effort to seize every opportunity to deal the biggest blow.
In the bleak wind of late autumn, the leader felt that this winter would be differently cold.
Gu Changqing took a small pointer and poked his crotch: "Relax, relax, sit down a little more."
After a while, he tapped his back lightly: "Relax and relax, it's starting to tense again."
Later, he stopped talking, probably because he was tired of talking, and the second was to save him some face so that the Doudings would not see the jokes. From time to time, he would touch his neck with the pointer to signal: he is stiff.Pat him on the arm: relax.
At the end of the day, Xiao Heng suffered the double blows of body and mind, and was completely wilted, like a big dog with its head down.Gu Changqing sent the children away, and looked at him with some amusement: "It's okay, I don't have any experience in practicing other exercises, I forgot that you need to adapt to the time, let's just take it slowly."
Xiao Heng resentfully said depressedly: "When I practice better than those bastards, I must catch them and give them a spanking."
Gu Changqing said with a smile: "You are promising! Are you really as old as them? Be careful that they know it. Now that you have no strength to fight back, they will beat you up first!"
Seeing that the man was indeed a little anxious because of the lack of progress in his practice, his heart softened in the end, and he leaned over and kissed him: "It's nothing, take your time, your understanding of martial arts has already reached a very deep level, as long as your body walks out The first step, the subsequent progress will be fast."
Xiao Heng looked at Chang Qing pitifully, like a big injured dog.Chang Qing kissed his eyes again.
Xiao Heng immediately turned against the guest, embraced Chang Qing and returned a deep kiss, seeing his warm eyebrows and tolerant expression, the irritability that had made no progress all day suddenly disappeared.Gently pecking at the side of his neck little by little, and exchanging a few deep kisses, the lips and teeth were intertwined, the temperature between the two suddenly rose without warning, it seemed that something different was unknowingly Feeling fermented, the heartbeats of both of them quietly increased.
Looking at the thin layer of red on Gu Changqing's face, Xiao Heng's eyes became darker, his breathing became heavier, and he whispered in Changqing's ear, "Let's go back...continue?"
Feeling the changes in the bodies of the two, Gu Changqing's ears turned red, but he still nodded.It's all gone to this extent, since this person has been identified, there is no need to be hypocritical at all.Xiao Heng's eyes lit up, and he rushed back as soon as he picked him up.
Inside Biying's residence, the two novices tossed and tossed for a long time, Xiao Heng was so excited that tears flowed down his face, and finally, finally got his mouth.
After being turned into a red wave, they stayed tender all night, and when the two of them both fell asleep, it seemed that even the flowers and plants in the courtyard were quietly blushing.
Since then, the leader has started the mode of only envying mandarin ducks and not immortals, maintaining a silly and sweet smile for a long time, and he is not so attached to the progress of his practice.Shuangxiu and so on are all floating clouds, anyway, now the daughter-in-law can eat whatever she wants.Probably this kind of mentality of not asking for anything inadvertently coincided with the requirements of the Qingxuan Kung Fu, and unexpectedly broke through the two layers with the help of a god, and opened the mode of leading a group of little radish heads.
Xiao Heng had been unlucky for a long time, but finally the timing turned around, he practiced kung fu and his daughter-in-law was right, and he was so proud of himself for a while that he wished he could raise his head to the sky.That expression of wanting to tell the world that "I have finally become a winner in life" made many bachelors in the magic palace itch with hatred, often gnashing their teeth desperately to launch a coup d'état.
Xiao Heng turned a blind eye to it all, and still opened his tail like a male peacock every day in the Ten Thousand Devils Cave.
Murong Xuan couldn't see it, so she snorted and said: "Okay, you, the eyebrows have finally grown, are you frightened?"
Xiao Heng picked out his ears, pretended to be deaf and dumb with selective amnesia, and passed straight in front of her: What did you say?I can't hear anything.
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After a long time, the leader finally finished the fifth layer of Qingxuan Kung Fu and started the long-awaited double cultivation mode.However, the reality is still different from what he imagined.
The two were wearing loose clothes and their vests were close to each other. Xiao Heng asked: "Daughter-in-law, why are the vests facing each other in Shuangxiu?"
Gu Changqing replied naturally: "The back of the heart is where the pure yang qi walks. Naturally, the vests are the most likely to affect each other when they are close together. Is there anything wrong?"
Xiao Heng said depressedly: "But it is not mentioned in the formula."
Gu Changqing: "Oh, there are still pictures in the original exercise book. I don't know how to draw, so I didn't trace them down. Isn't it the same to tell you verbally?"
Xiao Heng: ... It's obviously different. People have been expecting it for a long time. You didn't tell people about your daughter-in-law earlier. You have been imagining for so long in vain.
Through the thin clothes, I can clearly feel my daughter-in-law's body temperature, but I can't see his good-looking eyebrows and eyes, and I feel heartbroken.Xiao Heng hummed and chirped twice, before his daughter-in-law got angry, she quickly calmed down and practiced.
As for whether there will be benefits in the subsequent move stage, this is the secret of the young couple.
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