Think carefully and fear: roommate

Chapter 12

If it's called Ling, let's call it Ling, Ling'er. "

"No, this name is too feminine. This is a male cat, and the sound is too close. I will have an illusion."

"Black and white cat, white plus black. In this way, you are in PVP, Tween, dextrin, magnesium stearate, acetaminophen..."

"Dextrin, it's just dextrin."

I X!This is even uglier than the name Xiaohua given by the slave!

"Dextrin, isn't it good?"

"How about starch? The main component of dextrin is starch, as well as sugars, polysaccharides, tetrasaccharides, oligosaccharides, grapes..."

"Maltose." The two said in unison.

In this way, the name of Ben Miaoxian in the watch world changed from Xiaohua to Maltose.

"By the way, do you need a vaccination?"

"No, the cat is vaccinated. But hey."

Dongfang Ling's weird laughter made me shudder.

He lay on the ground and stretched out his sinful hand to me who was hiding in the crack.

"Maltose, come out, Dad will take you out, as an adult cat, it's time to make an appointment for circumcision."

The devil!

Slave, save me!

The author has something to say:

The purpose of writing this chapter?

You think this chapter looks a bit irrelevant to the topic, right?

Actually very relevant.Just look back and you will know.

Is maltose a fairy?

How can it be?no.

Why does Maltose always refer to himself as Ben Miaoxian?

Its name is Xian.Yes, it says that I am Miaoxian, which is equivalent to me saying that I am Dongfangyi.Understand?

Who attacks and who suffers?

I X!Isn't it obvious?

Man as his name suggests.

9. The stallion is always black

I'm a web writer, my name is Cao Yucong, and that is Lucong.

My name is a bit strange, isn't it? It is indeed a bit. Every time I say my name, nine out of ten people will instinctively be taken aback.

My name actually has an allusion.

Everyone is familiar with the word "exceeding birth", yes, I am the one who surpassed.

It is impossible for our parents' generation to have no patriarchal thinking.After my sister was born, my parents continued to work hard on creating human beings.Fortunately, I was born in time, and the two of them didn't work hard for long.

But to exceed one is to exceed, and my parents are employees of state-owned enterprises. Within the system, my existence will definitely cause them to lose their jobs, so I was sent back to my hometown to avoid the limelight shortly after I was born.

My grandparents are not educated people, and they don't know a single big character. From the age of one to five, my name has always been Goudan.When I was five years old, I was about to go to school, and it was not appropriate to call me Goudan.Besides, going to school requires a household registration. As a black householder, I have to go to the brigade to register.

This can worry my grandparents badly.

The two old people finally decided to ask the only educated person in our village, the teacher of the village primary school, to come and name me.

This teacher is really educated. Think about it, college students in that era were still very rude.

Ever since, this gentleman was respectfully invited in by my grandparents, after he drank all night...

Being educated is not a loss. It is still a mystery whether he heard what my grandfather said clearly. The only thing that is certain is that he looked at the shallots planted in the yard and said something.

"Yu... Yu... Cong, Cong."

My grandfather thought the name sounded nice, so he asked him how to write it.

With a swipe of his pen, Mr. wrote it down.

Afterwards, my grandma was going to keep him for lunch.

He muttered, "I don't drink anymore, no, no, no, I ate it, I lost my stomach, I can't do it, I really don't drink anymore...", and walked away in a cool and unrestrained way.

Naturally, such a major event as registering for a household registration cannot be delayed, so my grandfather took this piece of paper and went to the brigade.

The people in the brigade were also literate, so they were naturally confused when they saw the four characters, so they asked my grandfather what my name was.

My grandfather naturally answered: "It's called Lu Cong."

Of course, the people in the brigade must respect my grandfather's opinion, so my name became Cao Yucong.

Although the name is a bit strange, it did not cause any trouble in my life.

The topic is a bit off topic, back to the topic.

What I want to say this time is about my neighbor Dongfang Ling.

Actually, I'm dead.

Really, I'm really dead.

How did you die?sudden death.

This matter is really not complicated, but for some unknown reason, my heart stopped beating suddenly, and then I died, very quickly.

I don't feel much pain.

I don't think much about death, I'm dead after all.

I'm just a little bit sorry.

This regret is not about the family.

My grandparents passed away and passed away peacefully.My parents have retirement wages, and there is no shortage of money. My sister married a local who can take care of them.My brother-in-law is super nice, is a teacher, and has a stable job.

My death will surely make them sad for a while, but they will come out.

As I spoke, I began to feel sad.

Don't talk about them, say my regrets.

My first regret is that I have not had a relationship so far.

When I died, I was still a C man...

MD, I'm really not reconciled.

My biggest regret is that my article is not finished.

It’s not that my prose is so outrageous, it’s just that even if it’s profound, it’s just that it’s not finished, and I have a knot in my heart, and I feel panicked.

Ah, my heart has stopped beating.

By the way, there is another worry, I am a little worried about my little flower.He ran away last week, I don't know where he is now, I don't know if he will come back because he misses me.

Of course I hope he remembers me, but honestly, I don't want him back at all.

Because I really don't want him to fall into Dongfang Ling's hands.

Dongfang Ling is a BT!

My first impression of Dongfang Ling couldn't have been better.

Angels descend to the world, and fairies descend to the mundane world.

It is not an exaggeration to say that he is not at all exaggerated.

Our summer is usually not so hot, but last year was surprisingly hot for a while.There are not many homes with air conditioners in this area, and the electric fans can make do with it, so my period was really difficult.

That day was a Saturday, I had finished eating popsicles and drinking water, and when I went downstairs to buy them, I ran into him.

He was standing in front of the ventilation window on the third floor, leaning on the window sill, squinting his eyes and looking outside, holding a popsicle in his right hand.

He seemed to be in a daze.

Less than a finger's width from his lips, the melted popsicle that had already been bitten into a flow of water was about to touch his round fingertips, and he didn't even realize it.

"It's going to melt."

He came back to his senses, first looked down, smiled, hung down the popsicle, then raised his head and smiled at me.

My heart was beating fast for several beats, and I couldn't move my eyes any longer.

The restlessness that belongs to summer has been swept away, and the arrogant sunshine has also lost its sharpness, probably they don't have the heart to hurt such a lovely person.

He does not belong to the world, I am sure!

There is no such fascinating thing in the world, absolutely impossible!

"Sorry, I'm lost."

"Eat it quickly, it will melt in a while."

"it is good."

I just stood there dumbfounded and watched him quickly solve the popsicle in two or three bites.

It seems to be a popsicle in his hand.

It seems to be eaten by him.

I know these thoughts are really shameless and discredit us men, but these are my true thoughts.

Really, I can't help myself from thinking about it.

"What are you laughing at?"

I realized I had lost my composure and stopped giggling quickly.

"Nothing. You live here?"

"Yeah." He pointed to the door next to him, "I rented this house."

I know this house, this house has died.

"How did you rent this room?"

He froze for a moment, then smiled.

This smile is so healing, simply.

"I'm atheist." He scratched his hair. "I, a person who is going to graduate school soon, still believe in gods and ghosts. That's really a tragedy for the education industry."

"Are you going to graduate school? Where are you going to study?"

"XX Normal University."

"Good school."

"What about you?" he asked me.

I was embarrassed, and replied hesitantly: "I'm from XX University, and I've graduated from a bachelor's degree for two or three years."

"Then you are older than me, what's your surname?"

"It's not expensive. My name is Cao Yucong, and Yucong is that Lucong."

"Cao Yucong?" After reading it once, he laughed happily, "Cao Yucong, paramecium. Hahahahaha..."

I froze for a moment.

Don't say it, it's really a bit like it.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." He smiled back, "It's too much to make fun of other people's names, I apologize, haha."

"fine."

"Brother Cao, come in and sit down. I'll buy you a popsicle as an apology."

I can't ask for more, really.

After I pretended to decline, I followed him into the house.

After entering, I was a little dumbfounded.

My mother, I really don't believe that such a clean and delicate person came out of this house.

This house is messier than my house alone.

"I just moved in and I haven't packed it yet."

He seemed to be embarrassed, and subconsciously squeezed the lobe of his left ear.

So fucking cute.

"You got your ears pierced?"

He blushed and looked away.

The first time I saw a boy shy, my mind went blank.

"The one you like is going to be beaten, and I went with me. I was afraid of the pain, so I only beat one, but..." He touched his left ear again, "He said it looks pretty."

"Oh."

Famous flowers have their own owners, it should have been thought of long ago, I would say that I am not disappointed at all, it is a lie.

"I only have this type of popsicle, let's just make it."

He took out the popsicle he had just eaten from the refrigerator and handed it to me.

I'm welcome too.

"Hey……"

That's when I realized, I hadn't asked the name yet.

"what is your name?"

"Dongfang Ling, Ling Yuna