vstars Chapter 497: Alliance with Jin to Attack Liao
Chapter 497: Alliance with Jin to Attack Liao
Yang Lu thought it was a savage chasing after him, and immediately became vigilant.
Liu Yuanhui and Xing Marriage hid behind him.
When Li Kui came closer, he discovered that Li Kui, who was soaked all over, had a tortoise hanging on one of his fingers...
"Ouch! Ouch! This bastard bit me to death! I can't get it off, please help me!" Li Kui said and raised the bastard to the eyes of several people.
Yang Lu frowned slightly and asked, "That's it?"
Li Kui had a question mark on his face: "Ah? What else?"
Yang Lu broke away from Liu Yuanhui, then watched Li Kui straighten the folds of his clothes, then turned and left.
"Huh? You can help me!" Li Kui shouted.
Liu Yuanhui confirmed that there were no savages behind him, and then stepped forward and said: "Tieniu, don't be as knowledgeable as Lao Yang. He probably didn't sleep well. Besides, how can he solve this thing!"
"Then you will?"
"Of course, it's not like I haven't seen the popular science column before."
"What subject?"
Liu Yuanhui said: "First of all, the thing on your finger is not a bastard, but a bastard. Its scientific name is turtle. It has great tonic effects..."
Li Kui was in unbearable pain: "Brother Liu, why are you talking so much? I still don't know this is a bastard? Can you get it off?"
"Nonsense, you think I'm Lao Yang, you can't do this!"
"Then you should hurry up, it hurts Tieniu to death!"
Liu Yuanhui simply did some radio gymnastics, stretched, and then stretched his fingers a few times.
He smiled at Li Kui, then reached out to Li Kui's cheek and suddenly pulled off a piece of his hair.
"Ouch! What are you doing with my hair?"
"Nonsense! Help you get the bastard down!"
"You've been throwing your hands and kicking your legs for a long time, but now you're just going to pull a hair out of me?!"
"Of course, this is all necessary work. What if my hand cramps when I pull your hair?"
"Okay, okay! Then you should do it quickly!"
Liu Yuanhui smiled slightly, pulled Li Kui's hair into two sections, then stretched his hair to the nostrils on both sides of the turtle's head and scratched it.
After three seconds, the turtle relaxed.
"Yuan Jin, stop the bleeding of your bearded uncle." Liu Yuanhui said with a smirk on his face as he looked at the dancing bastard in his hands.
After Xing Marriage briefly bandaged Li Kui, Li Kui came to Liu Yuanhui's side aggressively.
"Brother Liu! Give me this thing, I want to chop it into pieces!" Li Kui said.
Liu Yuanhui quickly protected the tortoise in his hand: "What are you doing? This is a good thing, I can't let you chop it into pieces!"
"It bit me like this, and you still protect it?"
"Why are you competing with a bastard?! I'll protect this bastard! God has the virtue of a happy life!"
Then Liu Yuanhui turned around and ran away, while Li Kui had a question mark on his face.
Why is Brother Liu so protective of a tortoise?
"Hey Brother Liu, I didn't catch a single fish just now, how about I go there again?" Li Kui shouted.
"No, no! Just rest!" Liu Yuanhui turned around and replied.
Li Kui looked at his fingers, then leaned against a tree next to him and rested.
After coming over for a while, Liu Yuanhui emerged from the forest with a steaming stone pot.
"Come here, come here! There is soup here!"
Then several people sat down in front of the stone pot.
"What kind of soup is this?" Xing You asked expectantly.
"High-quality nourishing soup, turtle soup!" Liu Yuanhui said with a smile.
Xing You looked disgusted: "Brother, you kill again! I won't drink!"
Then Liu Yuanhui pointed to another small stone pot nearby: "The vegetarian soup in that small pot belongs to you!"
Li Kui looked confused: "Brother Liu, if you don't let me kill you, are you doing it for yourself?"
Liu Yuanhui answered while filling the soup: "Yes, this killing of turtles requires certain techniques. If you do it, wouldn't it be a waste of a moving thing?"
"You didn't let me kill you, and you said that God was good at saving lives, but you ended up killing yourself!"
"Then what's the matter? God has the virtue of good life, so I saved it. Since I saved it, it can't thank me, so it just 'promises'! Okay, it's bullshit. It's over if you don't drink it." , this is a good thing, especially for newly married men, hahaha."
"Brother Liu, if you mention this again, I will really ignore you!" Li Kui said and took the bowl from Liu Yuanhui.
"Okay, okay! Just don't mention it from now on! Hahaha"
After several people had eaten, it was already noon.
In the afternoon, the group of them each prepared the things they needed to cross the desert.
In the evening, when they were preparing to set off, they encountered another siege by savages.
In the end, Liu Yuanhui and Li Kui went first with supplies and marriage, and then Yang Lu followed.
After all four of them retreated to the desert, the savages no longer dared to chase them out.
They all hesitated in place.
At this moment, the monster bride squeezed out of the crowd and walked out, each holding a tree as thick as the mouth of a bowl.
Then I heard a heartbreaking cry, as if to say: "Li Kui! You heartless man!"
Then she used all her strength to throw two big trees with roots over.
Li Kui staggered and almost got hit by a tree.
"Hey! If you don't hit that ugly monster, I, Tieniu, won't marry you. Just give up on this idea! Hahaha!" Li Kui seemed to be reborn.
Liu Yuanhui also turned around and shouted: "My dear wife, you can't be so sweet! Just find a well-matched savage guy who also has body odor! Goodbye!"
The last four people left the oasis and walked west towards the sunset, with the goal of returning to Blackwater City to rest.
At first glance, the silhouettes of the four people seem to be the four masters and disciples who went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.
On this day, there was a heavy snowfall in Bianliang.
Huizong of the Song Dynasty held a heater and took his entourage for a walk in the back garden where all the flowers and plants had withered.
Tong Guan bowed and followed him respectfully.
"Hey, look at these withered flowers and plants. They were so colorful a few months ago. I really have mixed feelings." Song Huizong said, holding a withered vine.
Tong Guan said: "I wonder what the emperor is worried about?"
"The prosperity and decline of the world are just like these flowers and plants. When they are in full bloom, they will also decline."
"Your Majesty, look at the flying snow in the sky. It is said that the auspicious snow heralds a good year and the peonies will wither. When the spring comes, the flowers will bloom again, over and over again, for eternity. In fact, this peony has never withered!"
"Hahaha, you Tong Guan really know how to talk."
"Our country, the Song Dynasty, is now peaceful and the people are at peace. If it is summer, it will be like a blooming peony. When winter comes, it will become a plum tree that blooms alone in the cold weather. The Song Dynasty will be prosperous for thousands of generations, and the emperor will be famous forever."
Song Huizong smiled slightly: "Okay, stop flattering me! Tell me how the discussion with Wanyan Sheng went!"
Tong Guan bowed and bowed: "Back to the Emperor, last year Wanyan Sheng sent troops to attack the Liao Kingdom but failed. It is said that General Wanyan Zongwang lost his military talisman and commander's seal and was under house arrest. Then he sent people across the sea to discuss the alliance with our court. .”