vstars Chapter 1: The cheating system
Chapter 1: The cheating system
"...Stupid|forced Xiaoshou, stupid|forced the author!"
After complacently writing a thousand-character long review and scolding the author who was chasing after Xiaoshou, Xiao Heng lit a cigarette, raised his legs comfortably, lit a deep-water torpedo, and then clicked the send button.
The fantasy novel that Xiao Heng is chasing is called "Sword Cultivator", the title is concise and to the point.The protagonist is a sword cultivator, and he is from the Bingshan Ascetic Department.This kind of setting deeply pokes the heart of Xiao Heng, a single old man in Bensan, and makes him unable to extricate himself from being addicted.
The author's writing style is remarkable, and although the structure of the story is a bit bloody, it can't hold back the charm of the protagonist.In addition, beside the protagonist, there is an extremely ambitious junior who often jumps out to love and kill him. The interaction between the two is very interesting. You don’t need to think about it and you know that the two are CP. Xiao Heng is willing to eat dog food while chasing the text. .
One day when I gave the author a reward, I asked when the younger brother would overthrow the protagonist, and the author replied: The younger brother will not overthrow the protagonist because they are rivals in love.
Rival!
Seeing the two words the author replied, thousands of grass|mud|horses galloped past in Xiao Heng's heart, leaving a large piece of flying dust on his face.The dog food that was in his mouth before he could swallow it turned into intestinal poison in an instant, and Xiao Heng choked.
Unbelievably, he went back and re-read the 10,000+ word novel, and he didn't find that the two were jealous because of any rivalry, and there was not even a shadow of a third party between the two.But they are actually rivals in love, and Xiao Heng couldn't figure out how this rival in love came to be.
Holding the idea that the author's brain is too big and not something mortals like him can figure out, Xiao Heng continued to follow the article.However, the author's style of painting changed at this time, and the plot was like a runaway wild horse after the long-awaited little shou entered the stage, out of control.
Xiao Heng watched coldly as the author wrote that the two characters he liked were jealous because of Xiaobai, and they almost had a big fight.If it weren't for the fact that the protagonist's personality wasn't the kind that would take the initiative to show love, Xiao Heng had no doubt that the author would let him and Xiaobai have sex.
After Xiao Heng was splattered with dog blood all over his face, the author made a fool of her.Of course, before she got into trouble, she wrote a lot of nonsense to express how kind her little shou was, and she couldn't bear to hurt two people who liked him.In order to be able to keep the relationship at the best stage, she decided to cheat.
This is no longer a problem that can be solved by spouting old blood. Xiao Heng almost wanted to hack the author's computer and give her virginity every night.Let her know how deep her resentment is, and Sadako represents his heart.
Fortunately, the author still has a little conscience, and finally added an outline.In order to be able to know the final ending of the characters he likes, Xiao Heng endured the disgusting feeling of being disgusted by Xiaobai, and quickly read the author's outline, and then he went crazy!
The author wrote Xiaobai and Xiao Heng recognized it, but what he didn't expect was that the author changed his style of writing, and his junior became a big|boss, all kinds of conscienceless, and he never did bad things.Then, just like the law that all villains have a bad death, there is no burial place for his junior brother, and no bones left!
Can't bear it, this is simply intolerable!
Xiao Heng was heartbroken and finished the long review within an hour, although most of them were scolding Xiao Baishou to express their inner grief and indignation.The cigarette in his hand was about to burn out, Xiao Heng checked the comments by the way, and found that his long comments had been pushed up by others, most of them echoed, and a small part helped Xiao Baishou speak.
For those whitewashing parties, Xiao Heng pretended not to notice that people with different views cannot communicate, otherwise you will feel that you are as mentally retarded as them.
After putting out the cigarette in his hand, Xiao Heng glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the computer, thinking that he could get off work early today when he heard the bluffing voice of the secretary outside.
"Manager Xiao is bad! Xiao Chen from the technical department is about to jump off the roof now!"
Xiao Heng thought he had heard it wrong. He opened the door and saw that the staff in the corridor were all joining in the fun and going to the top floor. The secretary galloped over in ten-centimeter high heels, and explained the cause and effect clearly in a few words: "Xiao Chen, his girlfriend cheated on me." After marrying a rich second generation, Xiao Chen didn't turn his head around, and now he is calling his girlfriend on the top floor to die."
It has been less than three days since Xiao Hengcai was transferred to this company, and his office is still as messy as a kennel where he can't meet people, let alone understand the specific situation of the company.
He had only seen the little Chen whom the secretary referred to once, and what impressed him the most was the beer belly accumulated from sitting in the office all the year round.About the same age as him, he had been talking with his girlfriend for many years, but he never got married because of money.
The secretary is a capable Sailor Moon, and she told Xiao Heng the urgency of this matter concisely in a few words, telling him to go to the top floor to persuade people to come down, otherwise it will have a great impact on the company's reputation. damage.
It's time to get off work, what a mess!
Xiao Heng rolled his eyes in his heart, but his feet were not slow.While instructing his secretary to call the police just in case, he asked people to evacuate the staff so as not to cause too much psychological pressure on Xiao Chen.
The wind on the top floor was a bit violent, the sky was dark, the clouds were low and thick, and it looked like it was going to rain.
Xiao Chen stood outside the protective fence, held up the phone and yelled hysterically, asking the woman on the phone why she abandoned him.A few well-connected employees stepped forward to try to persuade them, but Xiao Chen spat saliva all over their faces.
No matter how you look at it, Xiao Chen's current situation is very unstable.He was originally plain-looking, but he hadn't shaved because of a broken relationship, and his long, lazy hair was blown into a bird's nest by the wind, making him look even more decadent and sloppy.
Xiao Heng didn't understand why some people could put their dignity on the ground for others to trample on.He couldn't understand such a humble feeling, he thought it was cheap!
But at this time, Xiao Heng wouldn't be careless to say what was in his heart. Although he was a bit cold-blooded by nature and wasn't keen on things like feelings, he wasn't going to be muddled when life was at stake.
After evacuating the staff on the top floor, while other people were attracting Xiao Chen's attention, Xiao Heng went around behind Xiao Chen from the other side and approached him slowly.
The staff who were persuading him saw Xiao Heng and tried to persuade him.Xiao Heng gestured for silence, signaling him to keep quiet, and then pointed to Xiao Chen to let him continue talking.The clerk immediately understood and opened his mouth to continue, but the flash of his eyes just now betrayed him.
Xiao Chen turned around vigilantly, and Xiao Heng knew it was broken at a glance.At this time, he didn't have time to think about the consequences, so he rushed over and grabbed Xiao Chen by the collar, and then used his arms to pull him over from the guardrail.
Xiao Heng prided himself on his good arm strength, but after all, the other party was an adult man who was overweight, so it was already the limit to drag Xiao Chen over.As for the other party knocking on the guardrail and falling face-to-ground with a solid maha, that has absolutely nothing to do with Xiao Heng.
Seeing that Xiao Chen was out of danger, the others hurried up to subdue him, fearing that he would make another mess.Xiao Heng stood aside, watching Xiao Chen's energetic struggle.
Suddenly, Xiao Heng felt something was wrong.He felt that someone in the chaotic crowd took the opportunity to push him, and then there was a crisp click in his ear, and the protective railing on the top floor broke with his fallen body, and he fell down the top floor with him.
bump!
Free fall from the 32-story building without warning, and it takes only a blink of an eye to reach the ground.Xiao Heng didn't even see clearly who the attacker was, he shattered into a blood flower on the ground, dead without a whole body.
And his last image in this world is that he heroically saved a man, a man who hides a mad murderous intent under his decadent and slovenly appearance.If Xiao Heng could clearly see the vicious look in this man's eyes at this moment, he would definitely come alive with anger.
In the endless void, a sweet and mellow voice echoed in Xiao Heng's ear.
"The binding system is being activated. Welcome to the Jinjiang Chuanshu system. We will start a wonderful journey for you with the most sincere service. I am number 003, please give me your advice."
Xiao Heng looked around, but couldn't see his fingers.He suspected that there was something wrong with his ears, otherwise how could he have heard the words Jinjiang Chuanshu System.
"You heard it right." As if hearing Xiao Heng's inner voice, the voice rang out again.
A light panel suddenly lit up in front of Xiao Heng, the size of a notebook, and it was a holographic display.The screen shows that the author of "Sword Cultivation" submitted the book to the Jinjiang Book Translating System, requesting to change the direction of the story.Choose the person who wears the book: Madman.Needless to say, this lunatic is the nickname of Xiao Heng's readers in Jinjiang. Below is his long comment and the author's latest reply: You can do it!
"Damn it, what's going on?" Xiao Heng glanced roughly at the things on the screen, feeling profusely sweating.
"As you can see, we have accepted the author's mission, and now we are going to send you to the designated story to change the plot." Number 003 answered Xiao Heng's doubts with all his heart.
Jinjiang Chuanshu System is a book-traveling software developed by Lu jj when Chuanshuwen is very popular.
When the author and the reader disagree greatly, when the author is dissatisfied with their work, they can submit their article to the Jinjiang Chuanshu system, pay a sum of money, and then choose a person to change or Perfect the plot.
It's just that this software is still under development and improvement, and the concept version released first needs to be bound by the selected person before it can be activated.
As a senior Jinjiang reader, Xiao Heng knows the attributes of Jinjiang Keng like most people.So even though they are very curious about this system, they still firmly refuse to bind.Who knows what the consequences will be if Jinjiang picks up the wind.
Isn't it?He has bravely become the first person to eat crabs.A true warrior, faced with a bleak life, died without a whole body.
"I don't remember being bound to a system like yours that seeks money and kills."
"Your death has nothing to do with our Jinjiang Book Transmigration System. Generally speaking, when we accept a task, we only select a small part of the selected person's consciousness to travel into the book. This does not harm the selected person. They just I would feel like I had a dream." No. 003 didn't mind Xiao Heng's unkind tone, and explained unhurriedly: "As for the binding system, I can be sure that it was bound by you yourself recently, and it has nothing to do with me. relation."
"Impossible, I've only bound one traversal system recently, and it still doesn't have any attributes."
"Yes, that's me. It's just that the system was unstable during that time, and the attributes were taken away." Number 003 said lightly, as relaxed as if he had eaten boiled fish today.
Xiao Heng spurted out a mouthful of old blood, produced by Jinjiang, sure enough, there is a guarantee for the quality of the product, guaranteed to be a success!
"Where are you going to get me now?" After calming down, Xiao Heng sat on the ground and asked looking up at the endless void.
He died suddenly, and he didn't know what the chaos at home would be like.It's just that these have nothing to do with him, Xiao Heng smiled bitterly, shook his head to get rid of the fragile emotions in his heart.
There is no turning back before death. Instead of thinking about doing useless things, it is better to figure out where this weird system is taking him.
"According to the author's request, you are asked to change the direction of the story." 003 said, and suddenly clicked his tongue: "I didn't expect you to be a man."
"What's wrong with men? What a broken system and sexism."
"Sorry, it's just that the author thought you were a woman, so the chosen character..."
"Who is the character?" Xiao Heng interrupted the system, with a bad premonition in his heart, the author would not let him transmute as a cannon fodder girl.
"Xiao Junyue." 003 laughed.
Hearing this name, Xiao Heng was stunned for a moment, inevitably feeling a little emotional.Xiao Junyue is the big Boss in the book, and Xiao Heng once thought it was the ultimate cannon fodder for attacking.Unexpectedly, he would become his favorite character. Xiao Heng's little heart, which was still frightened just now, finally got a little comfort.
It's just that before he had time to secretly rejoice, he realized that something was wrong. The system's reaction just now didn't look like something good had happened.The author was so enraged by his long commentary that he did not hesitate to pay a sum of money to submit the story to the system to allow him to time travel, it is impossible to let him go so easily.
"What's the mission?" There must be a mission to wear books, Xiao Heng asked quickly.
"Take down Ye Hanqi."
The five concise and clear words exploded in Xiao Heng's heart, and he automatically translated the system's words into: Get your rival in love, the protagonist of this book, into bed, and you've completed the task.
Hehe, if I have a pair of shoes on my feet and the system has a physical body, Xiao Heng will 100% take off the shoes and pull the system's shoehorn.
He liked Ye Hanqi's character design very much, and wished he could be with Xiao Junyue.But Ye Hanqi was born with an icy sword spirit, and he was obsessed with cultivating Taoism.Even if the author pulled Xiaobai out later, Ye Hanxi felt good about him, but he didn't show it on his face.
And this is why Xiao Heng insisted on chasing the complete book, and even though he scolded the author in the end, he still threw a deep-water torpedo.
Ye Hanqi is simply a moving iceberg, ruthless and tm sexual|cold|indifferent, sleep a fart!
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