vstars Chapter 21 I Can't Be A Man T^T
Chapter 21 I Can't Be A Man T^T
Hao Ningyu's classmate had great luck but couldn't stand the low luck, so he became the key care object of the monster.Lin Wu told him not to go out at night, because the night is full of ghosts and ghosts, especially when walking in sparsely populated and dark places, it is easy to be slapped on the shoulder by ghosts, the fire of life is extinguished, and death is not far away.
Hao Ningyu was timid, listened to Lin Wu's advice, and hardly went out at night. The evening self-study and the monitor asked for leave for the freshman's stipulation, and he didn't go; he asked his classmates to help sign in for the elective class in the evening, so he didn't go; when invited out, he said hey Playing games in the dormitory, if you don't go...you don't want to see Hao Ningyu's people at night.
However, there are always exceptions. For example, the goddess said that she accidentally sprained her ankle when she came out of the classroom for evening self-study. As a loyal suitor, Hao Ningyu must report it.
The goddess Mi Xiaoxiao was waiting outside the teaching building, leaning on the railing, her long hair fluttering in the wind, and her white dress in the moonlight looked even more glamorous, Hao Ningyu was dumbfounded on the spot.Mi Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and chuckled, "What an idiot, why don't you come to help others?"
Hao Ningyu's heart was beating violently, and his whole body was silent and unable to extricate himself from the beautiful smile of the goddess. The fragrance from no one knew where it came from smelled familiar, and his mind became dizzy, as if he was stepping on cotton, and became light-headed.When Hao Ningyu came to his senses, he actually helped the goddess to walk beside the famous lover's lake in the school. Weeping willows were planted by the lake. Under the moonless night, the lake surface was as black as ink. Hao Ningyu was suddenly a little embarrassed to see people nestling among the bushes and beside the stones on the lakeshore. It was his first time here, and he was still with the goddess in his heart and the school flower. The feeling in his heart at that moment was happiness.
"Hao Ningyu, you're so kind." Mi Xiaoxiao leaned on Hao Ningyu and murmured, "My roommates have gone out at night, and I'm afraid to live alone."
Hao Ningyu said stupidly: "You can go to another dormitory for a night, and we won't be afraid when we are together."
"..." Mi Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched, "But I don't want to go to another dormitory. They don't have a good relationship with me. Can you send me to the hotel next to the school? I'll just sleep there for one night."
Hao Ningyu's heart is beating like a drum, if he still can't hear the goddess' subtext, he can become a senior member of the singles club, and he is destined to eat dog food for a lifetime.His cheeks were so hot that he was so embarrassed to be invited by the goddess to have a room.
Hao Ningyu, who was dizzy in his head, was completely unaware of what was wrong with Mi Xiaoxiao, and followed her to the end of the path. The vegetation was denser, the lights were dimmed, and the stench pierced through Hao Ningyu's nose. Let him have a moment of clarity, and then he found that the goddess's face was livid, and he pushed him with gritted teeth, "Go back, let's meet again at another day."
Before Hao Ningyu could react, Mi Xiaoxiao turned around and quickly walked into the darkness. Hao Ningyu looked at the back of the goddess with a sense of loss.The surrounding environment did not give him a chance to savor sadness, the night wind was blowing towards his face with water vapor, and the scalp-numbing chill came from behind, as if a pair of eyes were watching him behind him, Hao Ningyu shivered, hurried away, the more The faster you walk, the more messy your steps become.
"Da da da……"
The unhurried voice followed like a shadow, fear spread all over the body, and his upper and lower teeth were fighting. Hao Ningyu remembered the same scene the night he first got in touch with the goddess.This time, he boldly turned his head slightly to look back, and gasped. Unlike the long-haired ghost that day, this was a humanoid creature twisted like noodles, with its head drooping unnaturally on its neck. The small facial features are gathered on the face, and the mouth stretches out like a melted mouth, with fine and dense teeth at the end doing chewing movements.
Hao Ningyu swears that this is the most disgusting creature he has ever seen.
The monster chased after him, Hao Ningyu ran in front, and ran back to the dormitory in one breath, but there was no one in the dormitory, yes, they seemed to have gone to an Internet cafe for a night out.Trembling, Hao Ningyu hid himself in the toilet, squatted down in the corner, and listened to the sound of the door being slammed outside. Afraid of being helpless, Hao Ningyu took the initiative to save himself, and called Lin Wu, "Senior, if you don't come again, you will never see me again." me."
Lin Wu hurried over and said, "If you don't come out of the water, I won't be able to see you tomorrow."
"Superior!" Hao Ningyu, who was meditating on the blessing of the Dragon God, opened his eyes and saw Lin Wu falling from his head. He was as excited as a person who has been hungry for ten and a half months and saw a pig's trotters. The sound of water was heard, Hao Ningyu lowered his head, and was shocked to find that he was standing in the water, "I, this is..."
"Leave me alone, you are affected by the illusion, what you saw before is all fake, come out, I will take you away."
Lin Wu held the engineering shovel in one hand, and a stack of talisman papers in the other. He drew it himself. With the foundation of drafting on white paper, every piece was very successful after drawing on yellow paper.There was a mixture of nervousness and anticipation on Bai Jing's face, Lin Wu really wanted to know if the talisman paper he made would be effective.Before he entered the school, he felt that something was wrong. He always felt that the air was stagnant here, and the night wind was blowing, but it couldn't stir the slightest ripple, and it was lifeless.The footsteps to the boys' dormitory decisively followed the feeling to the lover's lake. Sure enough, he stepped into the illusion soon after entering the path by the lake.
Maybe it's the particularity of being the owner of the Vientiane Building, or maybe he was immune to the illusion once, in short, he came out after staying in the illusion for no more than 10 minutes. Of course, thanks to the little cute, always in his confused Call twice at the right time to let him walk in the right direction at all times.
As soon as Lin Wu came out of the illusion, he saw Hao Ningyu kneeling in the water, chanting words, and a frog squatting on his head, croaking, well, the picture is quite joyful.
After being woken up by Lin Wu, Hao Ningyu ran out of the water in embarrassment, shrank behind Lin Wu decisively, grabbed the strap on his backpack, "Master, what should we do now? I'm still a virgin and I don't want to die."
Hao Ningyu, who was like a frightened bird, felt a glimpse of sight, he looked up, and there was a fluffy little yellow chicken standing on the shoulder of the expert, looking at him motionless.
Hao Ningyu waved his hand blankly to greet the little yellow chicken, who knew it was still a chicken with personality, and turned around to leave a rounded back for himself.
Hao Ningyu looked at the small back sadly. It would be great if he was small, so that an expert could hold him in his arms. Now he is terrified, afraid that a monster will suddenly rush out in front of him, and that there will be a pair of vicious eyes behind him. Eye……
"Don't drag me, it's hard to walk." Lin Wu moved to make Hao Ningyu let go.
It didn't take two steps to go out, the darkness in front of him twisted, and a twisted figure came out from it.
Hao Ningyu said in fear: "It's him, he wants to eat me."
"Little handsome guy, they don't want to eat you, they just want to spend the spring night with you. The first essence of a person with deep fortune is very nourishing. Don't take advantage of that old liar, how about being with him?" When talking , the Painted Skin Ghost with a drooping neck is coddling, as if he still has a face that is all over the country.
Lin Wu: "..."
Hao Ningyu: "???"
Lin Wu raised his shoulders and asked, "Fuck, fuck?"
Hao Ningyu was shy, "Grandma is a doctor, and she said boys can't masturbate, it's not good for your health, you need to recharge your batteries."
"Oh." Lin Wu was aggrieved, he was too busy to think about those charming things, and it was because of his bad luck, did Auntie and Painted Skin Ghost look down on him?
Seeing Lin Wu and Hao Ningyu talking as if no one was watching, Painted Skin Ghost was dissatisfied, so he put himself where he was, and shook his long mouth angrily.
"Chirp!" Little Cutie shouted anxiously.
Lin Wu noticed it, and threw out more than a dozen pieces of talisman paper while waving the engineering shovel, "There is a golden light in the sky, covering my body, encompassing the world, nurturing all living beings, the fire spirit rises, and everything is destroyed when it touches it!"
Painted Skin Ghost raised his hands to cover his head in fear and backed away desperately. Last time he was beaten in the plastic surgery hospital until he lost his body. He used the illusion to escape a ray of ghost. If he was beaten again by a cultivator, he would die The soul is gone, and there is nothing left.
After waiting for a long time, there was only the light feeling of the talisman paper being thrown on his body.
superficial.
Painted Skin Ghost let go of his arms, looked at the talisman papers on the ground and laughed, "haha", "Haha, you are just like those idiot Taoist priests, you can only pretend to throw talisman papers, haha."
Lin Wu got angry, and threw out another stack, "Taishang Saturn, never-ending response, exorcising evil spirits, protecting life and protecting body, get up."
The yellow talisman is flying, as recorded in the ancestor's notes, Lin Wu can feel the flow of aura, the talisman he drew is successful, but!The key is this but, the aura is weak and unable to play a role at all, Lin Wu can hear a subtle "hiss", as if the mouth of the balloon is not tightly tied and is leaking.
The talisman fell to the ground again.
Painted Skin Ghost laughed loudly, "Hahaha."
Lin Wu prepared a lot of five-element talismans, tried fire and earth, but had no effect. Could it be that his genius behavior of "a talisman with a little inspiration" was successful in painting, but it had no practical effect? !Oh, no, Lin Wu doesn't accept it!
"Ah, master, can you do it? That ghost rushed over to catch me!" Hao Ningyu hid aside but did not escape the attention of the Painted Skin Ghost. The Painted Skin Ghost chased him. He ran away desperately, but the Painted Skin Ghost didn't want to eat him. Meat, want to sleep with him.
Standing by the side, Lin Wu was as motionless as a mountain. He didn't give up, didn't give up, and continued to throw out a pile of wood-attribute talisman papers, chanting tall spells, and seeing the surging talisman papers change from soft to hard, "Oye, become……"
The talisman stiffened for a while, then fell to the ground again.
"Hahaha..." This is Painted Ghost sneering frantically, his head drooping even more violently, and his long mouth twitching, "Be good, kid, lie down and stand up, and I will let you go after you sleep oh."
Hao Ningyu shouted hoarsely: "Master, can you do it!"
Lin Wu roared back, "I can do it, how can a man not do it." The wood-attribute talisman made him see the dawn, and he took out the water talisman, and there was always one suitable for him.
"Is it going to work?!" Hao Ningyu had already been caught by the Painted Skin Ghost, his soft limbs were wrapped around him and he couldn't move, his mouth full of stench was wrapped around his body, and he crawled down like a snake.
Lin Wu threw the talisman papers out, and they fell down again, "Woo, I probably can't."
The author has something to say:
Lin Wu: QAQ I can only be a producer of talisman paper
Hao Ningyu: T^T Experts don't cry, stand up and masturbate