vstars Chapter 246 Crazy Literature
Chapter 246 Crazy Literature
Originally, the dishes ordered by Yu Jiang all came with cilantro, and he had also noted that he wanted more cilantro, so after a quick selection he picked out a small plate.
Passing the plate to Xue Qingyu's mouth, Yu Jiang smiled and looked at the camera, "Sir, please enjoy your meal. Do you need feeding service?"
Xue Qingyu didn't dare to say anything. He shook his head like a rattle, picked up the chopsticks and scooped the coriander from the plate into his mouth.
Judging from Xue Qingyu's expression, he was almost crying because of the nausea of coriander. He stuffed it into his mouth. He didn't want to chew it, but he didn't dare not swallow it, so he had to swallow it raw.
He was dying, and the onlookers in the live broadcast room were so happy.
[Hahahahahahahaha, the half-blood is about to be eaten to death, is there anyone who cares? {laughing and crying x3}]
[Laughing, he wouldn't be allergic to coriander and really die from eating it, right? ]
[Impossible, my husband must know that he doesn't eat cilantro. If he was allergic, he wouldn't force him to eat it.]
[Chunchun is a mixed-blood who is asking for trouble. There was nothing wrong with her, but she had to anger my husband. She must have gone too far {covering her mouth and laughing x3}]
[Thanks to the gift of nature, I was able to pick up such a big piece of fun. I swear to die of joy in this live broadcast room today {laugh x3}]
The comments in the live broadcast room were so numerous that they were about to fly, but unfortunately Xue Qingyu didn't have time to read any of them. He was almost choked to death by the coriander.
"Ayu, let's talk about it. Can you give me some saliva to drink?" He finally swallowed the coriander in his mouth and struggled to utter this sentence.
Yu Jiang put down the plate and picked up the bowl, filling it with soup. "My mistake. I didn't order you a drink. Have some soup."
Xue Qingyu looked at the bowl of soup with clam meat floating in it with embarrassment. It was fine to eat the coriander raw, but it was really hard to drink such an inhumane food as shells made into soup.
"Can I not drink it?" Yu Jiang smiled with a dagger in his eyes. Xue Qingyu took the bowl of soup and said, "I understand. I understand everything."
His eyes rolled and a plan came to his mind. He tilted his head and raised the bowl of soup towards the camera, "Brothers, let the host show you a talent!"
Yu Jiang thought he was going to perform the soup-drinking show, so he stood beside him waiting to watch the show, but he put the soup bowl heavily on the dining table.
"Hey~~~" Xue Qingyu raised his opera voice and yelled, almost scaring Yu Jiang away.
Yu Jiang patted him and asked, "Who stepped on your tail?"
The old man ignored her, held the orchid in his hand and sang hesitantly.
"Ayu left the British Union and left my Xue family aside. I am deeply saddened, but please listen to me, Ayu. I hope you will forgive me~~"
Wow, they really sang it. Yu Tangchun changed the lyrics and it became Xue's song that was complaining and crying out for injustice.
This scene made the bodyguard standing in the corner laugh so hard that he couldn't hold back his laughter. Although there were only three of them in the box, there were millions of people in the live broadcast room.
It was so embarrassing that Yu Jiang's face turned red. How could she know such a terrible person? !
"Can you be a little more normal? Did you become stupid if you eat some coriander?" Yu Jiang said as he moved out of the live broadcast screen, not wanting to embarrass himself with him.
Xue Qingyu looked at her and blinked, "At this point, you still don't want to forgive me?"
Wow, the lines have been changed again.
His behavior was somewhat coercive, so Yu Jiang frowned and said, "Are you trying to achieve some ulterior motive by going crazy?"
As Yu Jiang spoke, he glanced at the live broadcast screen to confirm whether anyone had called the police to find a mental hospital to arrest him.
I never expected that the result would be the opposite of what I expected. All the comments were [Good job deserves a reward {Like x3}]
The rest of the video was even more outrageous, with everyone praising his singing and loving it.
Yu Jiang really can't understand one thing, is there anyone who likes posts about mental illness attacks now?
Xue Qingyu had no intention of answering her. He just opened his mouth and sang: "Ah√ah-ah~ My dear Yu, I have pity on myself to guard Yinglian, I have pity on myself, I have been waiting for you for ten years~~"
This kid is really that, he changed his name to Wang Baochuan when he disagreed with her...
"Fuck your dad!" Yu Jiang couldn't stand it anymore and cursed in front of the live broadcast and the camera.
As she said this, she even went over and pretended to snatch the phone that was broadcasting live from him, "Turn off the live broadcast for me! I think you will feel uncomfortable if you don't get beaten up!"
There were a bunch of people in the live broadcast room, all wanting to watch the fun and add fuel to the fire.
[Honey, don't turn it off! We want to watch it too! {Call x3}]
[Hey, why are you shutting down the live broadcast? There are no outsiders in our live broadcast room. Isn’t my husband too polite? ]
[The mixed-race girl’s talent is to sing Peking Opera, and my husband also has to learn a talent. I think beating up the mixed-race girl is pretty good {smirk}]
[Beat up the hybrid? Is this a new drink? {Dog head x3}]
[Yu Jiang, hit one! Yu Jiang, hit one! ]
[You can’t hit the rising stars in our Peking Opera world! This is the performing arts world suppressing our opera world! I protest!]
[Boss Xue is a good character (screaming) and is the concrete representative of our crazy literature (shout). Even if you are my husband, I will not allow you to hit him (crawling in the dark)]
When Yu Jiang was grabbing the phone, he glanced at it and saw the last post about Crazy Literature.
"Okay, now the psychopaths have even organized themselves, who can do anything about it? Just live, who can outlive you?!"
Xue Qingyu held onto his phone tightly, and said goodbye to his fellow patients in the live broadcast room, "Brothers, I'm going to log off first. See you next year!"
The live broadcast was turned off, and the hot searches were filled up.
Half-Blood Prince Goes Mad
Can't shut up CP
Yu Jiang swears
Xue Qing controls the opera voice...
Now there is no need to worry about the top three on the hot search list. The top ten on the hot search list are all about the two of them. The live broadcast lasted less than an hour in total, but they were on the hot search list quite a lot.
The two protagonists on the hot search are now fighting in the box. It’s not accurate to call it a fight. Xue Qingyu is being beaten unilaterally, and the bodyguards next to him don’t know whether they should join in.
It’s a good thing that the bodyguard is Xue Qingyu’s man, but there is also a forgotten cameraman in the room, curled up in the corner and shivering.
So where should the focus of this segment be? Can it be broadcast after filming? When did a good workplace experience variety show change to free fighting?
Fortunately, the box was well soundproofed, otherwise the neighbors would have called the police. Yu Jiang beat him and scolded him, "You want to embarrass yourself, but you have to take me with you. Didn't you even tell me in advance when you suddenly got sick?"
Xue Qingyu, who felt better after being beaten, looked at the bewildered cameraman with a smile, "Teacher, could you please turn off the camera and go out for a while?"
The cameraman looked at Yu Jiang and said, "Is it ok, Mr. Yu?"
Yu Jiang knew that this kid was not simply crazy, so he could only nod and say, "Thank you for your help."
The cameraman who walked out with his equipment finally breathed a sigh of relief. It is not easy to be a front-row spectator at a fighting match.
After the camera went out, Yu Jiang stopped pretending to be a waiter and pulled out a chair to sit next to Xue Qingyu.