vstars Chapter 342 A Guide to Robot Mutual Assistance 5
Chapter 342 A Guide to Robot Mutual Assistance 5
It has been patrolling for so many years, when will this work ever end, and why doesn't it have the authority to retire?
I want to cry.
I want to shed tears of 200 degrees Celsius.
Ideally, one should burn oneself to avoid continuing patrolling Swan Star.
They can wander around like those two little robots, and if they're missing an arm or a leg, they can just make do.
Oh no.
It's really hard for it to be missing an arm or a leg.
In human terms, this is probably divine punishment for himself.
009 wiped away non-existent tears from her cheeks.
Here's a list of 100 things to do after retirement.
Silently praying to the ancient human god carved on his palm, please bless him and let him meet a planetary lord who despises him for being outdated!
"By the Goddess of the West!"
In the patrol team's robot channel.
009's colleagues also joined in the prayer.
However, everyone worships different gods; some worship the Monkey King, while others worship the city management official, Mr. Huang.
In short, the tastes are quite diverse.
Everyone should leave each other alone.
Even more extreme, some people took out electronic incense burners and started playing music...
The voyeur 03 also noticed that there was a statue of Guan Yu behind one of the patrol robots.
It couldn't resist testing 587.
"Friend, the patrol robot seems to be smarter than its other colleagues."
587, however, insisted on his own ideas.
"Don't be fooled by their appearance. They are all very expensive robots, so it's normal for them to be somewhat lifelike and anthropomorphic."
"you're right."
03. I didn't necessarily have to convince my best friend.
The tone of agreement was calm and even.
It was praised by 587 for speaking in a manner reminiscent of a human superior.
Then it transmitted several popular contemporary romance novels to it.
"Here, these are the most popular titles: 'The Overbearing Machine CEO's Fierce Love,' 'The Heart-Stealing Young Lady, the Emperor Star Marshal Can't Stop Being Drunk,' and 'After Rebirth, All Planet Lords Love Me.'"
03 Not willing to be outdone.
I sent a lot of melodramatic posts from mothers-in-law, daughters-in-law, and husbands on the StarNet to 587, urging them to break up.
I was trying to improve my friend's taste.
At least stop trying to portray yourself as a pitiful little boss.
Tongzi was laughing loudly in the space.
You can record your own dark history about the Golden Finger Slice and post it on the forum.
What if you happen to encounter the cheat code?
Perhaps we can even have a friendly exchange with them.
587, unaware of his friend's deeper meaning, even scrambled forward and managed to peek out with half his head to eat some melon seeds.
Occasionally, I'll even take a screenshot of any positive or negative reviews.
"03, I didn't expect you to be so good at integrating into human society. From now on, we can just surf the StarNet and post pictures. I guarantee no one will notice anything amiss."
"Ah, yes, yes, yes."
03 Respond to it with a serious yet perfunctory effort.
But in his heart, he was urging Tongzi on.
...
Urge it to quickly find a robot that has no chance of awakening to move in.
This way, you can also experience the joy of being picked up.
Tongzi reluctantly left the system space.
They quickly found a suitable home in a warehouse near the farm—the beautiful waste lighthouse robot.
As soon as Tongzi moved in, she electrified his body.
The warehouse was illuminated by its high-wattage bulbs. After arriving, 587 furtively observed from the window and saw a miniature version of a large lighthouse swaying inside.
Let's take a look at the street light robot.
Twist the food delivery robot.
Every now and then, I have to kick my colleague whose computer is turned off.
"03, did you see that? We're going to have a new friend."
"Ah, yes."
587 is like a dog seeing its poop; it has no resistance to robots with brains and all it wants is to give them a home.
03 The flashing electronic eyes snapped photos indoors.
It recorded many heartwarming moments between Tongzi and 587.
Somehow, these two started acting out a scene under the camera's lens.
The giant lighthouse headbanded the tiny 587, and it preemptively began to imitate human crying.
587 was captivated by this big, pitiful little thing.
Feeling dizzy and disoriented, I took a group of colleagues I liked back to the simulation park.
On the return trip, the lighthouse shrunk itself into the shape of a miner's lamp and stuck itself firmly to 587's head.
03 Temporarily escape the "control" of your friends.
I happily went to Ren'ai Farm and brought back a new flying machine and a flowering cannon.
The cannon barrel was used to celebrate the birthday of the Great Lighthouse.
The aircraft should, of course, be given to 587.
It is not an ungrateful, heartless robot.
009 felt like she'd been targeted.
When their patrol team encountered the two short guys who had returned from stealing chickens and dogs again, they made no attempt to stop them.
Swan Star is now lifeless.
It's good to have an unemployed colleague come and cause a ruckus.
As long as they don't go berserk in the city center, the patrol squads can help clean up the mess at other times.
But.
587 learned a lot.
We haven't really bothered the patrol team with cleaning up the mess.
...
03 To make 587 busier.
I cheated.
then.
587. The safe house of the simulation garden director was discovered in advance.
With handy tools and good materials, it handed over the simple sewing and mending tasks to 03, while it, wearing a large miner's lamp, began working day and night to modify its colleagues.
She also handed over all the tasks that her colleagues had to do to 03.
once.
The 009 patrol team also stopped 03, who was speeding across Swan Star.
They asked if it had any trouble and needed help, since one of the two little dwarfs had suddenly disappeared, and they were quite worried.
03. He calmly waved his hand in refusal.
Show the video to 587.
All I got was its indifference.
587 retorted: "The patrol might be treating us like NPCs. If you don't understand, you can learn more on the StarNet. Robots also need to absorb more knowledge and think more."
I just absolutely refuse to believe that 009 and his ilk have any brains.
How strange.
While 587 was immersed in the ocean of knowledge.
The robot sheep in the simulation park, who likes to chew on things randomly, is the first to awaken.
Having gained self-awareness, its sheep head was filled with questions: Why hadn't its robot puppy developed a brain yet? And if it didn't, who would take the blame?
Is it because the puppy isn't eating enough junk food?
This is truly a sheep's dilemma.
They frolicked in the simulation park.
For some reason, the robot sheep set its sights on the miner's lamp that 587 uses every day.
The results of it.
The poor little dog's head was chewed open.
The miner's lamp is still the same.
587 gritted his teeth and gave the little lamb a few sharp raps on the head. The little lamb's pitiful face immediately turned into its signature expression, which, upon closer inspection, had a bit of an uncanny valley feel to it.
"587, you can't forget the lamb once you have the lighthouse."
"Lighthouse 898 is also an awakened robot. What's the difference between letting a puppy eat it and a humanoid eating human flesh?"
The robot sheep looked aggrieved.
"It doesn't talk, so I thought it was willing to let my puppy friend chew it."
"Little lamb, you need to accept the fact that puppies don't grow brains..."