vstars Chapter 114 The Absurd Heavenly Games
Chapter 114 The Absurd Heavenly Games
Chapter 114: The Absurd Heavenly Games
After leaving the mysterious forest, Liu Yu and his companions continued their journey. That day, they unexpectedly stumbled upon the Heavenly Court, just in time for its sports meet.
The sports meet was a lively affair, with everyone eager to show off their skills. Liu Yu and his friends watched curiously from the sidelines.
The first event was the "Cloud Jump Long Jump." A chubby immortal confidently stepped onto a cloud, ready to jump. He took a deep breath, pushed off with his legs, but the cloud couldn't support his weight and fell straight down, causing all the immortals to burst into laughter.
Liu Yu laughed so hard she couldn't stand up straight: "This fat immortal needs to lose weight!"
Next up was the "Celestial Javelin Throwing Game." A tall, thin immortal held a javelin, chanting an incantation, trying to throw it far away. However, he mispronounced the incantation, and the javelin spun in his hand, eventually piercing his own foot, causing him to howl in pain.
Xu Xian couldn't help but laugh: "This magic is really poorly practiced."
The "Fairy Jump Rope" competition began, and a group of fairies jumped gracefully. One of the fairies got so engrossed in jumping that she accidentally got her skirt caught on the rope, fell flat on her face, her hair came undone, and she looked utterly disheveled.
Xiaoqing covered her mouth and chuckled, "Even fairies have their embarrassing moments."
Then, the "Divine Weightlifting" competition began. A superhuman walked onto the stage and tried to lift a huge rock. He strained, his face turning red, and managed to lift the rock, but when he put it down, he lost his balance and fell to the ground, knocking over the referee next to him.
Liu Yu laughed until tears streamed down her face: "That was really going too far!"
The "flying relay race" was also very exciting. A group of immortals passed a magic staff in flight. One immortal missed it, and the staff flew out and hit the Old Man of the Moon who was passing by, messing up his red thread of fate.
The Old Man of the Moon said angrily, "How can we tie the red thread now!"
The scene at the competition was chaotic, and Liu Yu and his friends were having a great time watching it.
The "magic football match" began, with both teams exchanging attacks in a fierce competition. A celestial player attempted to control the ball with magic, but the spell malfunctioned, turning the ball into a giant balloon that floated into the sky.
Liu Yu shouted, "The ball flew away!"
The goalkeeper tried to save the ball, but when he jumped, he hit the goalpost and passed out.
Everyone burst into laughter again.
Halfway through the competition, a sudden rain of peaches began to fall. It turned out that Sun Wukong had been causing trouble in the peach orchard, throwing all the peaches down. The immortals rushed to grab the peaches, and the competition could not continue.
Liu Yu also grabbed a peach, took a bite, and said, "This peach is so sweet!"
After the sports meet, Liu Yu and his friends strolled around the Heavenly Court.
Seeing Laozi busy at his alchemy furnace, Liu Yu curiously went over to investigate.
Laozi said, "Don't get close, or the furnace will explode."
Liu Yu ignored the warning and, as soon as he got close, the alchemy furnace exploded with a "bang," leaving Liu Yu's face covered in soot.
Xu Xian said helplessly, "I told you not to come near me, but you wouldn't listen."
They arrived at the Moon Palace and saw Chang'e dancing. Liu Yu was so engrossed in watching that he accidentally stepped on the Jade Rabbit's tail, causing the Jade Rabbit to cry out in pain.
Chang'e said angrily, "You reckless fool!"
Liu Yu quickly apologized.
Then, they encountered Erlang Shen and his celestial dog, Xiaotianquan. Xiaotianquan barked wildly at Liu Yu and the others, and Liu Yu was so frightened that he hid behind Bai Suzhen.
Erlang Shen laughed and said, "Howling Celestial Dog, don't scare them."
Liu Yu and his friends continued walking and saw the God of Wealth bestowing good fortune. Liu Yu ran over hoping for some wealth, but was hit on the head by the God of Wealth's gold ingot.
Liu Yu muttered, "This fortune is too heavy."
At this moment, Liu Yu saw the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West. He ran over to pay his respects, but accidentally tripped and fell, rolling directly to the Jade Emperor's feet.
The Jade Emperor frowned: "Where did this reckless fellow come from?"
Liu Yu quickly got up and apologized repeatedly.
They caused quite a few laughs and a lot of trouble in Heaven.
Finally, amidst the discontent of the immortals, Liu Yu and his companions were expelled from Heaven to continue their journey in the mortal realm.
As they walked along the road, they were still reminiscing about the various amusing incidents in Heaven, their laughter never ceasing.
In the evening, they arrived at a village and prepared to find a place to stay.
The village was quiet; there wasn't a soul in sight. They found it strange and searched everywhere.
Finally, they found the villagers in a house. The villagers said with fear, "There's a monster that eats children. Nobody dares to go out."
Upon hearing this, Liu Yu patted his chest and said, "Don't be afraid, we're here, we'll definitely help you get rid of the monster."
Will they be able to successfully eliminate the monster? Or will it lead to another series of hilarious stories?