I'm really not the god of time.

Chapter 61 "Is this your first time?"

Ding Shuangshuang quickly waved her hand in denial:

"I'm afraid that if you die, the contract will become invalid."

"If that's the case, then it's all your fault."

"What does this have to do with me?"

"Niu Fan secretly possessed the [Flaming Blade] card; wasn't that your idea for him?"

Ding Shuangshuang smiled awkwardly:

"You can't blame me for that; weren't we enemies back then?"

"Then you're quite vicious."

Ding Shuangshuang blinked unhappily:

"You can't entirely blame me for this. If you hadn't helped that dark-skinned girl, you wouldn't have gotten hurt like this, right? This is the price you pay for being blinded by lust."

Zhang Lingyun cursed inwardly.

This guy not only shirks responsibility, but also dares to blame his owner.

He sat up unhappily, feeling that the injury on his back had healed considerably.

Zhang Lingyun waved to Ding Shuangshuang:

"Come closer."

Ding Shuangshuang carefully took half a step back:

"What's up?"

Zhang Lingyun thought to herself.

That witch really knows how to change her tune depending on the wind.

When she begged me to save her mother, she even dared to take off her clothes.

Now that her mother is saved, she's started pretending to be reserved again.

Zhang Lingyun reached out and grabbed her collar.

"I've noticed you're getting a bit cocky; I need to teach you some manners."

With Ding Shuangshuang's strength, she could have easily broken free.

But she dared not use too much force, for fear of truly violating the contract.

She shouted in a panic:

"What are you doing? Let me go!"

Zhang Lingyun pulled her in front of him.

Looking at her usually aloof face, now flushed and rosy, he asked:

Have you had your teeth cleaned?

Ding Shuangshuang seemed to sense something and said shyly in a low voice:

"It's been washed."

Zhang Lingyun pulled her even closer.

Ding Shuangshuang closed her eyes, her rosy lips pouting, as if she were expecting something.

Zhang Lingyun, however, curled his fingers and flicked the forehead hard.

Zhang Lingyun asked with a smile:

"You little bitch, what are you expecting?"

Ding Shuangshuang opened her eyes, feeling like she had been tricked.

Moreover, he used Xia Youran's tone, which made her even angrier.

next second!

Ding Shuangshuang pounced on her.

Then, faint moans came from behind the white curtain.

"Mmm! Ahh! So sweet!"

Ding Shuangshuang felt like she was floating on a cloud, her head filled with a soft, dizzy feeling.

It took her a while to come to her senses.

After catching her breath, she suddenly asked, somewhat displeased:

Why are you so skilled at kissing?

Zhang Lingyun was taken aback by her question and asked in return:

"Is this your first time?"

Ding Shuangshuang's face turned even redder with anger, and she retorted loudly:

"Isn't that obvious?"

Just then, footsteps could be heard outside the curtain.

The school doctor was passing by.

He seemed to hear the noise inside, and coughed softly:

"Please be mindful of school rules and regulations; this is the school clinic."

Ding Shuangshuang was so frightened by the sound that she almost lost her soul.

She quickly climbed into bed and burrowed into Zhang Lingyun's blankets.

If a third person were to discover that she and Zhang Lingyun were in cahoots, Huang Ku would definitely tear her soul out of the house.

Fortunately, this is the "Protection School," and the school doctors are all Lan Ruoxi's colleagues.

He only gave a symbolic reminder before turning a blind eye and leaving.

Ding Shuangshuang peeked out from under the covers and exchanged a glance with Zhang Lingyun.

Then, she angrily turned her back on her:

"I have something important to tell you."

Zhang Lingyun said:

"Okay, go ahead."

"I overheard Huang Ku talking to a crow. They seem to be plotting something against you."

Upon hearing the word "crow," Zhang Lingyun immediately thought of the red-eyed crow from before.

"What is the origin of this crow?"

Ding Shuangshuang said:

"He is a high-ranking member of the Divine Kingdom organization, stationed in Green Island City."

"Where is the crow's true form?"

"I don't know about that, but just be careful."

"I understand, thank you."

Ding Shuangshuang glanced at him:

"I'm already yours, why are you thanking me?"

"No, you still need to thank me. I've already said before that I bound you to this contract for your safety. I assure you, I will respect your decision."

Ding Shuangshuang felt a surge of emotion upon hearing this, but her sharp tongue still wouldn't let up:

"Hmph, I don't believe your promises, you lecherous devil."

Zhang Lingyun was truly helpless.

This witch is incredibly stubborn.

Zhang Lingyun then asked:

"How do I use the [Ghoul] card I got?"

Ding Shuangshuang said:

"Oh, you can reverse the card, turn it back into a potion, and then digest it again."

"You can actually do that?"

"You can ask your master for help. Lan Ruoxi and Huang Ku are from the same sect, so there shouldn't be any problem."

"Okay, I understand."

"Then I'm leaving."

"Okay, be careful."

Ding Shuangshuang walked outside the curtain, then couldn't help but turn back and ask:

"If that knife had hit me, would you have protected me?"

Zhang Lingyun thought to himself:

You don't need it, it won't violate the contract.

However, he wasn't stupid, and he said something else entirely:

"Of course I will protect you, even if it costs me my life."

Ding Shuangshuang felt a warmth in her heart after hearing this.

But she still tried her best to suppress the upward curve of her lips:

"I don't believe you. You're just a guy who lies to girls."

Then she turned around and walked away with light steps.

Zhang Lingyun breathed a long sigh of relief.

I feel like I've really matured a lot.

If I had been this smart in my past life, I wouldn't be single anymore.

Zhang Lingyun returned home.

During dinner, he and Xia Youran, as usual, synchronized today's data.

He briefly recounted what had happened.

Of course, he's getting smarter and smarter now, and he knows how to balance detail and brevity.

For example, he spoke very briefly about the part in the school clinic.

But Xia Youran seems to be getting smarter and smarter.

She keenly noticed something unusual.

Xia Youran's pretty face immediately fell, and she asked directly:

"Did you do it?"

Zhang Lingyun was taken aback and quickly denied it:

"No! How could I do such a thing?"

Xia Youran grasped his hands and examined them carefully.

Then I pried open his mouth and sniffed hard a few times.

"It really doesn't seem to smell of smoke."

Xia Youran then sat back down in her original seat.

Zhang Lingyun breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that getting her teeth cleaned was definitely the right thing to do.

Then, he straightened his back and lectured:

"You need to learn to trust others; I'm not that kind of person."

Xia Youran rolled her eyes, clearly still not quite believing it.

At night.

Zhang Lingyun went to take a shower first.

Xia Youran lay on the sofa, listlessly playing with her phone.

Suddenly, a ringing sound rang out.

Zhang Lingyun's phone received a video call.

Xia Youran was about to call out Zhang Lingyun's name when she glanced at the contact person on the screen and suddenly had a mischievous idea.

She readily answered the video call.

Zhang's mother, with a face mask on, appeared on the screen and said with a smile:

"Son, how have you been lately?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Zhang's mother was stunned.

She stared at Xia Youran on the screen for a few seconds before asking:

"Xia, you're here to visit again?"