vstars Chapter 82 A car wheel ran over my face! I'm so angry! Look at my leg!
Chapter 82 A car wheel ran over my face! I'm so angry! Look at my leg!
More than an hour later.
Dilireba, who was supposed to just wash her hands, ended up taking a shower, drying her hair, and changing into a dry white cotton nightgown before snuggling into bed with Han Xian.
Her bare face is pure, lively, cute, and adorable.
In his saintly state, Han Xian looked at Dilraba with a strange gaze, subconsciously comparing her to Gulnazar.
They are both from the new province, and two of the three beauties.
Dilraba and Gulnazar each have their own beauty and intelligence.
Naza is a bit silly and clumsy, so she not only had to wash her hands and face, but also her hair.
Dilraba was clumsy at first, but she learned quickly and eventually only needed to wash her hands, not her face or hair—although she did take a shower in the end.
Noticing Han Xian's strange gaze, Dilraba looked down at her pajamas. "Is there... something wrong with what I'm wearing?"
Han Xian shook his head, "Nothing's wrong, I just got a little stunned by how beautiful you are."
Dilraba smiled faintly, "Have you ever heard the saying?"
"What did you say?"
"I know you're lying to me, but I have no proof!"
really!
Dilraba's emotional intelligence is far superior to Gulnazar's!
Han Xian was speechless, then leaned close to Dilraba's ear and bit her ear, "I just feel like you're learning... a little too fast... you know?"
Dilraba blushed, lowered her eyes and bit her lip lightly, "I just... saw a little bit online."
Han Xian blinked rapidly. "What? You're looking at this?"
"It wasn't specifically for you to watch! It's just that after you finished filming last time... you said something that made me a little curious, so I... watched a tiny bit... just a tiny bit."
"..."
Why do I have to emphasize this when it wasn't specifically for him?
Isn't this just like protesting too much?
Han Xian blinked and whispered a few words into Reba's ear.
Dilireba blushed and pinched Han Xian hard. "Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Don't even think about it!"
Han Xian grinned, "What if?"
"There's no 'what if'!"
"That's a good idea!"
"I really don't have that!"
"I think...it will happen in the future!"
Squeak!
Dilireba grinned at Han Xian, showing off her newly sharpened white teeth. "Do you know what this is?"
"teeth?"
"These are teeth capable of biting through most foods! Including but not limited to vegetables, fruits, meats, and cartilage!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Dilireba pinched Han Xian's left index finger, put it in her mouth, and gently bit it.
Her appearance was not threatening at all; on the contrary, it was extremely charming and alluring!
"You..."
Han Xian was stunned by Dilireba's actions.
In his eyes, Dilraba was pure and youthful, and should be somewhat clueless and ignorant about certain things.
Even if he runs her over with his car, she should still blink her beautiful big eyes and put on a cute, innocent look, as if she doesn't quite understand.
Unexpectedly, Dilraba could also be a driver, and she even ran over his face with her car wheel print.
Coming to his senses, Han Xian looked at Dilraba's youthful, makeup-free face in disbelief. "Seriously, Dilraba? You're a novice driver, isn't that a bit too fast?"
Dilraba blushed slightly, then said nonchalantly, "Even as a novice driver, I still peeked a little. It's normal to drive a little faster!"
"Shall we drive again? You can be the driver and I'll be the passenger, just don't go too fast, I'm afraid I'll get carsick and throw up too soon."
"Pah! Dream on! There was only one New Year's gift, and it's already been given out. There won't be a second one!"
Dilraba, who was driving for the first time, was no match for Han Xian, that scumbag. She couldn't take it after being teased for a few minutes.
She pinched Han Xian's soft flesh around his waist a few times, then pulled the blanket over his head.
Han Xian grinned and rubbed his waist, then pulled the blanket and the soft body inside into his arms.
He just wanted to beat Dilraba once, but he never expected to actually receive her New Year's gift, and then be driven by her until he threw up.
However, Dilraba is a novice driver and her driving is not very steady.
In the future, he will teach her step by step to improve her driving skills as much as possible.
……
After a day of filming, plus making New Year's Eve dinner with Han Xian, making dumplings, and taking a tiring handicraft class, Dilraba was already exhausted and sleepy.
Furthermore, upon discovering that Han Xian was merely holding her, exhibiting some unusual behavior but without making any other subtle moves, she felt even more relaxed.
After chatting for only a few minutes, she couldn't resist the drowsiness and drifted off to sleep.
Even in his sage-like state, Han Xian wasn't sleepy. He put his phone on silent and sent New Year's greetings to his WeChat friends.
This includes Cai Yi-nong, Lin Cheng-hsin, Wang Yan-lin, and others.
As for Meng Ziyi and Gulinazha, I've already called them, so there's no need to send them New Year's greetings via text message.
When I sent Yang Mi a New Year's greeting, she gave me a good scolding, saying that I hadn't contacted her for so long and that I had forgotten about her.
Han Xian couldn't say directly that he had been busy dealing with Dilraba, Sister Meng, and Gulnazar these days and had accidentally forgotten about Yang Mi. So he just said that he owed her a million yuan and had no money to pay it back, so he didn't dare to bother her on weekdays.
As a result, Yang Mi said she didn't want the million, she only wanted Han Xian to repay her with his body.
Han Xian started sending various emojis like "Rich woman, I'm hungry, give me a hug," implying he wanted to be a kept man, while Yang Mi responded with GIFs like "I'll take care of you."
Since the two of them can't see each other anyway, they can flirt with each other in the virtual world without any restraint.
Han Xian asked to see her legs, so Yang Mi posted a picture of a table leg.
Yang Mi asked to see his abs, and Han Xian replied with an emoji that showed he had no "abs".
They discovered they were both goofballs, so their banter got a bit too wild, but it was limited to text and memes; there was absolutely no voice or video chat.
After flirting for more than ten minutes, Yang Mi suddenly said that her parents were urging her to find a boyfriend and get married again. She even joked that she would let Han Xian be her fake boyfriend and that the million yuan would be her appearance fee.
Han Xian replied "okay" jokingly without thinking, but as soon as he sent the message, he suddenly realized something was wrong.
In real life, these words he and Yang Mi said would be pure nonsense and jokes.
But this is another world. According to certain patterns, these words are just verbal agreements!
Just as I was about to retract my message, Yang Mi replied with a "Happy to cooperate" emoji.
Gan!
Could it be that Yang Mi really set this up?
Han Xian asked directly: "[Sister Mi, were you just joking about what you said earlier?]"
[Yang Mi: What do you think?]
[Han Xian: I think it's all a joke. I'm just a nobody, not worthy of the incredibly famous Boss Yang!]
[Yang Mi: I've joked with a lot of people, but I've never joked with you since I met you! The fake boyfriend agreement has been reached, wait for my notification!]
[Han Xian: But I thought it was a joke. I don't recognize this agreement!]
Yang Mi replied with a smiley face and nothing else. It was unclear whether it was a faint smile, a sly smile, a secret laugh, or a mocking laugh.
Han Xian: "..."
Spicy!
Just as he expected!
He really was set up by Yang Mi!
This also involves the author's dog-like behavior!
Although the other party is Yang Mi, he is still a fake boyfriend!
What's the point of having a fake boyfriend title if you can't gain any real advantage?
As for one million...
After thinking for a moment, Han Xian transferred one million yuan from his stock trading account and sent it directly to Yang Mi.
Just as he was typing the message, Yang Mi transferred two million back.
[Yang Mi: Han Xian! I told you I wasn't joking. If you think I'm too old, not pretty, or of lowly status and not good enough for you, then this fake boyfriend agreement is null and void. Consider this two million as compensation. And... don't contact me again!]
Han Xian: "..."
Damn it!!!
Yang Mi is so talented!!!
Feign weakness to the enemy, retreat as a means of advance, defend as a means of attack, and sacrifice to gain advantage...
This smooth combo made every strike above his head a critical hit!
What else could he say!
I can't say anything!
He replied with a "sigh" emoji, which was considered his tacit agreement, and then transferred the two million yuan that had been deposited into his stock trading account as a reserve fund.
They've already gone so far as to say they're breaking off all ties. If he still doesn't agree, he might get tricked by Yang Mi again.
I might as well jump into the pit that Yang Mi dug first, wait for him to fill the pit, and then settle accounts with Yang Mi later!
However, he has no way of returning the two million appearance fee to Yang Mi!
This is the money he got from selling himself; he must use it wisely to make more money!
Buzz!
Buzz!
My phone kept vibrating. One of the messages was from Yang Mi, a smiling emoji, which seemed to indicate she was satisfied with Han Xian's helpless response.
The other posts were all about Gu Lina's hairstyle; there were no text messages, only pictures.
After just a few glances, Han Xian felt a surge of anger.
Despite wearing such a conservative black cotton long-sleeved shirt and pants pajamas, Nazha deliberately undressed, revealing her fair, straight shoulders, delicate collarbones, and a small part of her skin... Her snow-white skin was made to glow by the black pajamas!
Not only were her pants pulled up above her knees, but her incredibly long legs were also covered by a pair of Parisian lettered black stockings!
Her fair and delicate skin was accentuated by the black stockings, making her incredibly long legs appear even whiter, especially with the cardamom-red nail polish on her toenails, which made her even more alluring.
The level of intimacy in this photo is what Han Xian told Gu Lina Zha: she can flirt with him, but she can't cross the line.
If Gulnazar had worn this alluring outfit this morning, she wouldn't have been able to leave the house!
Let alone Lunar New Year's Eve, you have to rest and recuperate in the master bedroom on the first, second and third days of the Lunar New Year!
……
New Province.
Nazha's home.
Seeing that there was no news from Han Xian, Gu Lina smiled smugly.
Han Xian must be stunned by the lack of response to his messages for so long, and he must be drooling!
She typed rapidly and sent a message saying "Is it pretty?" along with a smug smiley face.
Han Xian: [It's good, I love watching it, please post more.]
snort!
I knew you were a pervert!
Gulinaza sent a message with a haughty pursed lips: "I can post more of my selfies, but you're only allowed to think about me, not about Dilraba next to you!"
Han Xian's words were filled with speechlessness: "Are you stupid?! I'm already angry from being flirted with, and now you're sending me flirtatious photos to tease me again! I'm so angry I could set our house on fire! Am I supposed to fly all the way to Xinjiang to find you instead of going to find Dilraba nearby?"
Oops!
I was so busy thinking about how to flirt with Han Xian that I forgot about this!
Gulinazha was stunned for a few seconds, then came to her senses and repeatedly apologized to Han Xian, sending several emojis such as "I was wrong," "Forgive me," "Don't be impulsive," and "Bear with it."
Her intention was to flirt with Han Xian so that he wouldn't only have eyes for Dilraba beside him.
But now... it seems like things have backfired!
Han Xian: [Send over some more selfies, just as revealing as before, nothing too explicit.]
Gulinaza breathed a sigh of relief and immediately struck a pose and posted photos without saying a word, forgetting even to do a little editing.
She sent more than a dozen photos in one go, then suddenly remembered the text message Han Xian had just sent.
She scrolled up and saw "feeling angry after being flirted with," her beautiful eyes widened and her lips puffed out.
Who provoked this anger...?
Dilireba?
Gulinaza frantically tapped on her phone: 【You slept with Dilraba?】
Han Xian: [Hmm]
Gulinaza: [Like us...completely vegan?]
Han Xian: [Yes!]
Gulinaza: [So why did she make you angry? Is she prettier than me? Has a better figure than me? Is her voice sweeter than mine? Or are her legs thinner and longer than mine? Or... is she really good at helping you?]
Han Xian: [It wasn't Dilraba, I got flirted with by someone else.]
Not Dilraba?
Who is that?
Mencius's Art?
Can't she take a break from her competitive spirit during the Lunar New Year?
Gulnazar: [Who's so shameless as to flirt with you! Tell me, and I'll scold her for you!]
Han Xian: [Yang Mi, you scold her for me, and it would be best to find a chance to put a sack over her head and beat her up!]
Who?
Yang Mi?
How dare that old woman make a move on Han Xian?
Doesn't she have any idea that she's a few years older than Han Xian?
How did Dilraba protect Han Xian? How did she manage to get her boss to take a liking to Han Xian?
Gulinazha was startled for a few seconds, and in her mind she was thinking of Yang Mi and Dilireba, but her eyes looked a little timid.
Even knowing that Yang Mi wasn't around, she still subconsciously shrank her neck and peeked around, as if afraid that Yang Mi would suddenly appear from somewhere.
She can gossip about Yang Mi behind her back, but would she really dare to insult Yang Mi to her face? Or even physically assault her?
She has to be brave enough!
Gulinaza thought for a moment, then carefully typed, her words very precise: 【As for Yang Mi… let's just forget about it! I wouldn't dare scold her, much less hit her!】
Han Xian: [Gu Lina Zha!!! I was blatantly flirted with by Yang Mi, and you didn't even dare to scold her? How can you be so cowardly!]
Gu Linazha typed with her lips pouting: 【That's Yang Mi! One of the most popular actresses of the 85s generation, and she's also the boss of Jaywalk Studio. You want me to insult Yang Mi and even hit her? She'll blacklist me! But... I heard Yang Mi is very shrewd, so you'd better not sign with Jaywalk, or she'll definitely devour you whole!】
Doesn't Han Xian have any idea how big the gap is between Yang Mi and her?
Aside from looks and height, she easily surpasses Yang Mi.
In other aspects, such as acting skills, industry experience, popularity, etc., she is no match for Yang Mi in any way!
Given the vast disparity in skill levels, if she dared to insult or physically attack Yang Mi, even her own boss couldn't protect her!
K might even kick her and yell at her for being out of her mind!
Han Xian: [You... never mind, I've told you everything I needed to. Besides, I'm really angry right now, so you'd better find a way to cool me down!]
Gulinaza: [Just bear with it! Okay? You just promised me this morning, you can't go back on your word!]
Han Xian: [I can tolerate this, but we'll see how you behave after the New Year! After all, you were the one who flirted with me first, so you have to live up to the anger I've held back!]
Gu Lina blushed slightly, bit her lip, thought for a moment, and then agreed to some of Han Xian's lewd requests.
It was all because she flirted with Han Xian that Han Xian got so angry.
He forced himself to hold back because of their promise that morning; she had to make it up to him!
……
Magic City.
Han Xian smiled with satisfaction upon seeing the message on his phone.
Little Nazha is indeed a bit dim-witted; her attempts to flirt backfired and she ended up getting outmaneuvered.
If it were Dilraba...
"Eek~"
Suddenly, Dilireba, who was fast asleep, turned over and instinctively hugged Han Xian's stomach. Her slender hands even reached into Han Xian's pajamas and touched his abs a few times.
Seeing Dilraba's sleeping face, Han Xian cursed himself for being shameless.
He was already sleeping with Dilraba in his arms, but he was still fooling around with Gulnazar. He's really shameless!
We must get Nazha to post some more artistic photos so that we can strongly condemn the other party's flirtatious behavior!
……
The next day.
Dilraba got up early to wash up and eat dumplings, preparing to ride in her female assistant's car to the filming location later.
After they finished eating, Han Xian helped Dilraba pack her luggage. It wasn't much; it was just a set of pajamas and a bed sheet she had just slept in, and it didn't even fill a backpack.
In addition, there are Dilraba's toiletries, plus...
Ok?
Upon seeing the safety supplies in the black plastic bag, Han Xian's eye twitched involuntarily.
Unexpectedly!
He thought he had been plotting against Reba for a long time!
It turns out that Reba also had ulterior motives towards him!
At once……
"Hey! Why are you flipping through this?!"
Dilireba snatched the black plastic bag and hurriedly stuffed it into her backpack. Her face was flushed, and she avoided looking at Han Xian. She explained, her face red, "I didn't buy this. Sister Lingling forced it on me, saying... saying..."
Han Xian blinked. "You mean don't cause any deaths?"
Dilraba's pupils widened. "You knew that?"
Han Xian smirked, "Because the main purpose of this thing is to prevent anyone from dying!"
"Main purpose? Does it have other secondary purposes?"
"Yes! You can put it on the outside of your phone to make it waterproof, and if you fill it with water, you can use it as a magnifying glass to start a fire."
"You know so much about it? Have you even used it?"
"No... I just saw the introduction by chance... and then I accidentally remembered it."
Han Xian explained it very naturally, without the slightest bit of guilt.
He even opened a box of safety supplies, took out half and put it in his pocket, and put the other half back in the box and placed it in a conspicuous place in a plastic bag.
This smooth, quick combo left Dilraba completely bewildered. "What... are you trying to do?"
Han Xian retorted confidently, "Wouldn't it make me look incompetent if I used nothing at all! Using half of it barely suits my situation!"
"Are you stupid?!"
Dilireba lifted her long legs and did a perfect split in front of Han Xian, laughing and crying at the same time, "I'm perfectly fine. Do you think Sister Lingling would believe your 'Silky Little Combo'? She's not out of her mind!"
Han Xian wrapped his arms around Dilireba's long legs and slender waist, and whispered in her ear, "Just because you're fine doesn't mean you can't use certain things. You can say... right?"
Dilireba blushed and punched Han Xian lightly, "You wish! No way!"
"That……"
"That's impossible!"
"I haven't said the rest of my sentence yet."
"No need to say anything more, I knew you wouldn't have anything nice to say!"
"So what am I trying to say?"
"You want to say..."
Dilireba let out a long slur, took advantage of Han Xian's distraction to push him away, tucked in her long legs, picked up her backpack, slung it over her shoulder, and walked out.
"Sister Lingling has gone outside, I should go!"
"..."
Han Xian rubbed his forehead.
Dilraba is indeed not as easily fooled as Gulnazar.
It could also be due to the wrong timing, otherwise...
click!
Dilireba paused when she opened the door, turned around, hugged Han Xian, stood on tiptoe and kissed him on the lips, then whispered sweet nothings in his ear.
"I have to film now. Wait for me after I'm done!"
"..."
Dilraba is really something!
They even left a hook behind before they left!
Han Xian deliberately pinched Dilraba's butterfly-shaped buttocks and said irritably, "Are you kidding me? Believe me or not, you won't be able to ride the car later and will have to lie down."
Dilraba stuck out her tongue, her face slightly flushed, "I just hadn't figured out how to say the rest of the sentence."
"Say whatever you want." Han Xian released his grip, his large hand caressing Reba's soft, slender lower back.
Dilraba's body went limp as she snuggled against Han Xian, her voice soft and sweet, "According to the filming schedule, I'll probably wrap up filming around mid-March. What about you? Is your 'Wu Xin: The Monster Killer' about to start filming? When are you leaving?"
Han Xian did the math, "Filming starts on the third day of the Lunar New Year, and I have to leave tomorrow. Luckily, I don't have many scenes, so maybe I'll wrap up a few days earlier than you."
Although "Wu Xin: The Monster Killer" is a fantasy drama, it doesn't deviate from the typical idol drama formula of Tangren Media. The filming time is not expected to be long, at most two months.
And he, the third male lead who was destined to be killed off by the plot, had even less filming time.
If they don't add unnecessary scenes, filming can be completed in less than a month.
So, if you calculate it that he can rest for half a month before joining the cast of "Legend of Nine Tails Fox", it will be enough for him to fly back and forth between Dilraba and Meng Jie.
If we include Gulnazar as well, even a loser like him can become a time management master.
"If you're leaving tomorrow... then I'll come over tonight after work to spend the Spring Festival with you! I'll be going now, so don't bother seeing me off, since it's... inconvenient for you to go out like this."
Dilraba glanced down, a forced smile playing on her lips, then turned and waved goodbye with a flourish.
"..."
Han Xian almost swore.
His physical abilities are superb, and just thinking about it makes me a little uncontrollable. Besides, it's early in the morning, and people are bound to be full of energy, like the rising sun, and ready to rise up in rebellion.
Especially just now, when Reba deliberately rubbed against him, he became even more vigorous and aroused!
I wonder what Dilraba learned online. I must discuss it with her next time we meet.
Ideally, it would be the kind of study that lasts three days and three nights without getting out of bed!