vstars Chapter 5 The Unlucky, Sharp-Tongued Girl
Chapter 5 The Unlucky, Sharp-Tongued Girl
Zhou Mengdie.
A very sharp-tongued, fangirl.
That day,
The sun was shining brightly, the breeze was gentle, and the temperature was just right.
The little girl did something incredibly stupid, something that had never happened since the dawn of humanity.
She mistakenly wore her online-bought thong as a face mask on the street, and by the time she realized it, she was surrounded by people taking pictures with their phones.
Looking at the pairs of eyes struggling to suppress laughter.
Zhou Mengdie felt as if the sky had fallen.
We're doomed.
Earth is no longer habitable.
I'd rather die.
The little girl's vision went black, and she died instantly in a physical sense.
When she woke up again,
good news:
She time-traveled.
No one here will know that on the morning of April 1, 2026, a little girl named Zhou Mengdie went out shopping with her underwear covering her face.
bad news:
She transmigrated into the body of a boy.
Zhou Mengdie looked down at the 'rolling pin' dangling from her lower body.
She almost had her soul leave her body again and ascend to heaven on the spot.
This young girl is somewhat cunning.
She knew that she absolutely couldn't let anyone else know about her time travel.
Especially the original owner's parents.
Parents of this generation are often somewhat superstitious and feudal.
What if we get caught?
I might actually get hung up and beaten up by someone.
The most terrifying thing is that I've heard of methods to ward off evil spirits, such as pouring feces, urine, or talismanic water into the mouth.
The little girl thought that people were scarier than ghosts just by thinking about it.
So after the little girl traveled through time...
Except when she is alone, she behaves in a somewhat effeminate manner.
Most of the time it's normal.
As she gradually gained control of her body, Zhou Mengdie felt that being transmigrated into a boy wasn't so bad.
It feels novel to pee standing up, and you can just shake yourself a couple of times after you're done.
It's quick and convenient, requiring no paper towels to wipe it.
She hasn't had her period for a whole month, and the feeling of being clean and refreshed without sanitary pads is simply amazing.
If the original owner of this body hadn't been in the habit of going shirtless, this young girl would have even wanted to experience what it felt like to go out shirtless.
Unfortunately, the little girl didn't have time to be happy for long.
The original owner of the body has been reborn and returned twenty years later.
Ultimately, the original owner's native system was more compatible with the original owner's physical body.
Huang Yiliang's powerful return instantly pushed Zhou Mengdie, this outsider, into a hidden corner of his mind.
He was unaware that another soul had once resided within his body.
Zhou Mengdie originally thought she would just live like this for the rest of her life.
The opponent possessed the souls of two lifetimes, making their mental strength excessively powerful.
But he shouldn't have changed her chosen major.
......
Huang Yiliang: "So, you're a time traveler too?"
"And a truly unlucky transmigrator at that?"
I don't know why, but even though it's a very sad story, Huang Yiliang really wanted to laugh.
"Press—!" Zhou Mengdie wanted to cry but had no tears.
It's already embarrassing enough to transmigrate in such a disgraceful way, but she also mistakenly transmigrated into the body of a boy.
But that wasn't bad enough.
The original owner returned in triumph and regained control of the body.
She was forced to become a mere accessory.
"Damn it! You almost scared me to death just now. I thought you could really control my body," Huang Yiliang cursed irritably.
Zhou Mengdie immediately retorted, "That's not true! If you're sleeping very, very soundly, or if you willingly lend me control of your body, I can still do something."
Huang Yiliang scoffed, "You know everything about me before I was eighteen."
"So you've already accessed my memories from before my rebirth? Don't you have any manners? Did you get my permission?"
Zhou Mengdie dared not utter a word; no matter how she looked at it, she was in the wrong.
"Also, I get hungry very easily after being reborn. That's your doing too, isn't it?" Huang Yiliang continued his interrogation.
Zhou Mengdie shook her head: "I really don't know about this. Maybe you're just growing. When I used your body, I also had a very good appetite."
Zhou Mengdie was very happy when she talked about this.
She was originally a big foodie.
Unfortunately, girls have small appetites and slow digestion. After she transmigrated into Huang Yiliang's body, she ate her way from one end of the snack street to the other without even burping, thoroughly satisfying her cravings.
Huang Yiliang could probably guess some of the reasons why he got hungry easily.
His body now needs to supply energy to two souls, so his energy consumption is twice that of a normal person. It's reasonable for him to eat more.
"I'm warning you, listen up, this is my warning to you. Don't cause me any trouble, or you'll piss me off and I'll kick you out," Huang Yiliang warned very seriously.
Although he didn't say how he would clean it, Zhou Mengdie had a gut feeling that he wasn't joking and that he really could do it.
"Then, then could you please not change your major?" Zhou Mengdie said weakly.
"Why?" Huang Yiliang asked, puzzled.
Zhou Mengdie explained softly, "Look, you yourself said you originally studied computer science. You've already studied it once, and now that you've been reborn, why would you have to go through the same old path again? It's both boring and meaningless."
Huang Yiliang thought about it seriously for a moment.
Zhou Mengdie's words make a lot of sense.
His computer technology was at least ten years ahead of its time; even his mentor, Xu Ce, couldn't surpass him technically.
After reading this book, it's hard to say who will be teaching whom.
"Fine! I'll listen to you this once, since we're both transmigrators. Also, remember this, use your brain to remember this: this is my body. You've already taken advantage of me a lot, so don't cause me any trouble later," Huang Yiliang cursed angrily.
"Oh—! I'll remember that." Zhou Mengdie obediently agreed.
In fact, Huang Yiliang didn't have a very good way to deal with Zhou Mengdie either.
If he were to rely on his powerful mental strength and brutally devour Zhou Mengdie, he might become a real sissy.
Being effeminate is something that no man with a normal sexual orientation can accept.
"Is there anything else I should be aware of?" Zhou Mengdie asked proactively.
"Yes, you big idiot, don't talk to me in that creepy tone again. You almost scared the crap out of me!"
"Um—! You'd better change your pants quickly! Although I can't feel your body's touch, I can sense your feelings of shame," Zhou Mengdie said awkwardly.
Huang Yiliang was speechless.
Okay! He was indeed so scared by Zhou Mengdie that he wet his pants.
However, this guy wasn't a good person either. He verbally agreed to coexist peacefully with Zhou Mengdie, but he never gave up his plan to find a charlatan to exorcise the ghost.
......
The playground of the Broadcasting Institute.
The hundred MP3 players that Wu Hao brought had already been delivered to the students who ordered them yesterday.
He currently has only two demo units on hand, and no other stock.
However, the students from the Communication University of China were even more enthusiastic than yesterday, insisting that Wu Hao continue to help them make reservations.
A day and a night later, many students went to the computer mall to inquire about the real-time price of MP3 players. Not to mention MP3 players of the same specifications, even MP3 players of a lower grade were not cheaper.
Rumors are circulating wildly among students at the Communication University of China that the two guys who drove a BMW and set up a stall selling MP3 players at the front gate playground are two complete idiots.
They lose over a hundred yuan for every MP3 player they sell. If they don't take advantage of this windfall, they'll miss out on this opportunity.
Some people say that the two guys were rich kids who weren't in it for the money, but just wanted to experience the joy of entrepreneurship.
These rumors were naturally fabricated by Huang Yiliang, but the one responsible for promoting and spreading them was Yi Ran from the student union.
This guy really does have some real skills. In just one day and one night, Huang Yiliang's nickname "the landlord's big fool" spread throughout the Broadcasting Institute.
Of course, Yi Ran didn't help for nothing; Huang Yiliang's original four listening machines are now down to only two.
"Junior, register mine first! Our 02 computer class needs 33 computers. I've already written down your student ID and name. This is the 33 yuan reservation fee."
The class monitor of the 02 Computer Science class brought the list himself, which greatly reduced Wu Hao's workload.
"Okay! Thank you, senior. Would you like some water, or a cigarette?"
Wu Hao held a bottle of Huazi cigarettes in his left hand and a bottle of Nutritional Express in his right.
In 04, the most popular drinks among young people were Nutri-Express and Gatorade.
Huang Yiliang specially brought ten boxes over as a way to thank his "big customer".
Today, many students registered and made reservations by dormitory or class.
Wu Hao was busy until noon.
Huang Yiliang went home and changed into a new pair of pants before picking up Wu Hao to go out for dinner.
Also present was flammable material.
This guy shamelessly insisted on coming along for a free meal.
He was particularly curious about where Huang Yiliang sourced his goods.