vstars Chapter 140: Wash my aunt’s underwear!
Chapter 140: Wash my aunt’s underwear!
The fat toad woman was immediately furious.
"You little bitch! Who did you call a fat woman?!"
As soon as the angry shouts ended, he swung the mace in his hand, but with this blow, Li Yuntang fell from the sky with a force of falling!
The blue steel angle hammer weighs more than 200 kilograms. Taking into account the impact of the fall, the weight alone is already overwhelming.
Although the mace is considered a heavy weapon, it pales in comparison to the long-handled hammer.
The fat toad woman saw sparks shooting out of her eyes, and the next moment, the mace in her hand was smashed for more than a hundred meters!
Correspondingly, she naturally suffered the damage from this blow...
"-6180!"
"Damn! How can the strength be so exaggerated?"
The fat woman's cystic body rolled several times on the ground, opening a distance of hundreds of meters, enough for her to react to Li Yuntang's next attack.
But at this time, Li Yuntang sent the panel attributes he had obtained to the team channel, and reminded: "Everyone, be careful, this fat bitch has something!"
"Name": Nie Zhaodi
"Race": human race
"Occupation": Demonic Warrior
[Realm]: Body Refining Level 11 (Level )
"Sect": Black Demon Sect
"HP": 20370/26550
"Strength": 401
"Linghui": 110
"Defense": 355
"Agility": 62
"Knowing": 15
"Protect the Heart": 21
"Weapon": Star Mace
...
Judging from the attribute panel, Nie Zhaodi is still not a powerful character, but she is somewhat of a threat to others on Li Yuntang's side.
After all, not everyone on their side can fight.
Li Yuntang simply took advantage of his innate physique, otherwise not even Nie Zhaodi's defense would be able to break through!
At this time, Nie Zhaodi, who had taken the mace back into her hand, listened to the words of the damn fat woman in her ears, as if steel needles were stabbing her heart...
She has been dubbed "ugly" since she was a child.
Not only that, her innate physique also caused her body shape to become more and more 'inflated'. The more she practiced, the more out of control her body shape became, until now.
If it weren't for the secret method of the Black Demon Sect, she would probably have to live with her current skin for the rest of her life...
"Fat lady...fat lady...fat lady!"
"what--!"
"In this world, all the thin people...all the beauties...should die!!"
Nie Zhaodi roared repeatedly, her eyes gradually turning red in the process. Suddenly, she rushed towards Li Yuntang like a shooting star with the mace in her hand...
That huge body, with its original agility value, had at least a double attribute improvement to be able to achieve this speed.
"Oh my god! The fat lady is going crazy!"
Li Yuntang ran away, even using his body skills to the limit.
Only then did she jump back to avoid Nie Zhaodi, who was rushing towards her like a meteor. Then, she swung the sledgehammer in the air and spun it around several times... "Sky Cyclone Hammer!~"
As the sledgehammer was being swung, it was indeed like a whirlwind was blowing around it.
Lin Xiao, who was not far away, took a moment to take a look and sighed quietly. Don't ask, just asking is envy~ But the hit rate of such a move should not be high...
However, as soon as Lin Xiao's thoughts came up, Li Yuntang, who was still in the air, shouted:
"Little Susu!"
"Yes!" Su Su, who was hiding behind the shield, poked her head in response, and the next moment she stabbed the shield in her hand into the ground... "Intercept the giant shield!~"
——'Bang! '
As soon as Su Sujiao finished shouting, the crazy Nie Zhaodi bumped into the spiritual shield that suddenly appeared in front of her. Although the shield immediately shattered, her forward momentum was also slowed down...
"Wash your underwear for my aunt..."
--'boom'!
The whirlwind hammer fell, blood and smoke rose up at the same time, and even the ground was slightly subsided... Li Yuntang's hammer was really terrifying!
Lin Xiao's mouth twitched wildly when he saw it. Damn, is this how your shield warrior uses it?
Also, the nickname 'Little Susu' can't be reflected on her, right? Who can resist shouting for her injustice?
At this time, the damage entry also popped up on Nie Zhaodi:
"-14450! Armor breaking!"
"Armor Breaking: The defense value is invalid and lasts for 10 seconds! (Due to the realm gap, it is reduced to 1.25 seconds)"
Li Yuntang glared directly:
"Damn it! Are you still alive? This is all smashed!"
This almost fatal blow also woke Nie Zhaodi out of her mad state, and the hideous wounds on her body made her tremble wildly...
"Meat...meat...meat!"
The fatal injury has forced her to accept the benefits of her 'fat woman's constitution'.
His trembling hands quickly pulled out a large piece of raw pork from the storage bag. He took his fist into his mouth and opened it to bite off a large piece...
Then, he swallowed it wholeheartedly!
But the ferocious injuries on his body were at this moment...
"+2000!"
"+2000!"
"... "
In the blink of an eye, ten thousand blood was added back...
"I…"
Li Yuntang opened his mouth to speak, but the curse was stuck in his throat and turned into a voice to complain: "How can it be like this! What you eat now will make you grow? Is it true that the shape complements the shape?"
Is it all a waste?
"Sky Tornado Hammer" consumes mana very much!
"Commander, your pronunciation was wrong just now. It should be 'Xinei', not 'wash underwear'." Shangguan Jiaoer said with an expressionless face as she faced the attack of one person with her saber.
Her opponent wasn't very strong, just an eighth-level mind-builder.
Among the six people who came here, the two body-refining attributes were so good, and the mind-building attributes were naturally worse.
"...Now is not the time to correct your pronunciation!" Li Yuntang raised his sledgehammer and roared fiercely.
"Yuntang, can you help me?"
"Never!"
Li Yuntang directly rejected Lin Xiao's proposal, "My aunt must smash her today!"
But as soon as she finished speaking, a red halo of light was drawn down from the top of her head.
A shout followed closely...
"Fierce battle halo!"
Li Yuntang quickly checked his status.
"Fierce War Halo": While the halo exists, 200 blood points and strength +30 will be restored every second; lasts for 30 seconds.
"Hee~ I'll give you an assist, that's not too much, right?"
The one who spoke was naturally Lin Yu'an, and this "Fierce Fighting Aura" was the product of her improved proficiency in "Fierce Fighting Singing".
The difference is that the former is a single entity and the latter is a small-scale whole.
Each has his own merits!
"hey-hey…"
Seeing his current state, how could Li Yuntang be dissatisfied?
"It's okay, just mess around!"
Was she just short of attacking like this? Otherwise, that hammer would have directly killed Nie Zhaodi. Why would the fat woman have her blood filled up again?
After saying that, Li Yuntang turned around and opened a buff himself...
"Wind Breath·Speed!"
"Wind Breath·Speed": Auxiliary skill; attack speed and movement speed increased by 10%, lasting 45 seconds.
Then, the girl turned sideways and pointed her hammer forward, "You like eating meat, right? Next, my aunt will give you no chance to eat meat!"
...
Seeing that Li Yuntang didn't need help, Lin Xiao was also stunned, "Sorry, I kept you alive for more than ten seconds. Now...it's time to end!"
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