vstars Chapter 171 Picking Your Nose Secretly
Chapter 171 Picking Your Nose Secretly
This is a foul-smelling, dark swamp with no end in sight. Once you set foot in it, you will be immediately swallowed up, and the gradually increasing suction will continue to pull you down.
The only support point in the middle of the swamp is the towering iron palm trees.
The iron palm tree is less than the size of a person's embrace. It is straight and tall, with only a bare trunk and no branches or leaves.
——Although it looks quite strong, it is useless because it can only support one person.
What's even more amazing is that this place is just like the passage where we fell, spirits are forbidden!!!
Only the demon race can display some magical powers by relying on their own characteristics.
As for humans, humph, they will directly degenerate into outlaws.
If the unlucky practitioner is lazy and unwilling to practice martial arts on weekdays, he will be killed.
But don't be afraid, just die where you are.
The corners of Zhu Jiu's mouth twitched wildly. She had killed thousands of people at the beginning, but she just happened to run into the worst one.
The more hideous the smile was when it was designed, the more miserable it looks now.
Xingjun was so happy that he said something sarcastic: "How can it hurt if the stick doesn't hit yourself~"
Zhu Jiu: “…”
……
Zhu Jiu clung to the iron palm tree tightly like an octopus. The reason why she and Cangjie could become clean was because the Fengwu tribe had storage space on their bodies that could be opened without spiritual power.
Cang Jie contributed the snow water he had collected in the past, and it was said that he originally intended to use it to make wine for Cang Wu Yu.
Generally speaking, beautiful women are all a bit obsessed with cleanliness, so Cangjie really couldn't resist taking a shower.
When he made this decision, he met Zhu Jiu's bright, sparkling and expectant eyes.
"..." Cangjie nodded politely to her, then transformed into his original form...
Xingjun smiled evilly: "Disappointed?"
Zhu Jiu thought for a moment and said, "If that's the case, then I'll have to bring him hope!"
Xingjun: “?”
Just as he was wondering what was going on, he saw Zhu Jiu undressing in a few seconds, throwing away his shorts, and crawling onto the body of the Cangjie tree that was bathing him elegantly.
Cangjie and Xingjun: “!!!!”
Cangjie's mind was blank and the leaves were shaking wildly as if he had epilepsy.
Zhu Jiu smiled and said, "What's the matter? Are you satisfied with what you see? Can you help me wash it?"
Anyway, it's Liu Tiezhu's body~
Xingjun: “…” Zhu Jiuyou, you win completely.
Cangjie felt that his understanding of Zhu Jiu's lower limit had not yet reached the bottom. This woman was simply unfathomable.
It's strange that a tree can freeze.
Zhu Jiuzhen was not a serious person. She stretched out her sturdy body and completely gave herself to Cangjie.
He looks like a dog waiting to be picked and done with by others.
Cangjie: “…”
Seeing that the person behind him might fall nearby at any time, what could he do? He used branches to cover the person's body and washed himself quickly.
The branches and leaves were stained with the dripping snow, groping and entwining around Zhu Jiu, no, Liu Tiezhu's body.
Cangjie was a first-rate ninjutsu expert, and he had tried not to think too much. Whatever was scary would happen, and a thought would suddenly pop up in his mind: This was essentially that woman Zhu Jiu...
It’s really crazy. Luckily it’s a tree, so I can’t see any reaction.
But Zhu Jiu was surprised to find that the leaves were getting redder and redder.
……
As the two were washing, the voice of a devilish little girl, who seemed to have taken ten kilograms of stimulants, echoed in the world.
She was so excited that her voice broke, like a weird girl with a bloody mouth who had been hungry for five hundred years and finally had the chance to eat a human.
[Wow, welcome all the new toys to the Human-Shemale Trial Space! I am the Spirit of Space: Ghostly Spirit! You can just call me baby. ]
[Toys, raise your hands and tell me loudly! Are you happy to see me? Are you satisfied with the initial gift from Guijiling? ! ]
Two people: "..."
Baby, do you want to watch what you are saying? Put your hands up and then fall into the swamp?
You're being unreasonable, aren't you?
Xingjun: "Zhu Jiuyou, won't you drink beyond your capacity when doing design in the future?"
Zhu Jiu: “…” The world isolates me and lets him ridicule me.
Although he is clever and crazy, Cangjie is a very adaptable monster. He can grasp the logic in the absurd and the key to solving problems in the chaos by instinctive reaction.
He smiled, his voice soft and gentle, "Ghostly's gift is very unique. May I ask where this place is and how do we leave here?"
Gui Ji Ling also realized at this time that there were only two people in the whole place, and she immediately made a sharp explosion.
[Ahhhh! These damn Demon King Palace losers can't even open the entrance. Useless people open the door for useless people. Useless people are at home! ]
This curse not only echoed in Canglan Realm, but could also be clearly heard outside.
Everyone and the monsters: “…” We used to say that the spirits in Canglan Realm were clever, weird, and crazy, but now we know that was really an understatement.
They secretly glanced at the Demon King and other people in power and found that they all looked calm and composed.
Well, I'm used to it. I get scolded every time. In front of so many monsters, I should maintain my manners. Otherwise, what can I do? I can't hit them, so I just have to bear it.
Gui Jiling found that the people were not there, just like a feast with only a bowl of porridge, and he felt bored.
Fortunately, she had anticipated this and did not turn on the mirror, just to prevent the surprise from leaking out in advance.
Enjoying the moment when the toy panics is like savoring the afterglow of an orgasm, it's endlessly memorable.
The mirror image is the internal projection of Canglan Realm.
It is divided into two parts, the mirror and the image. The "image" allows people outside to see what is happening inside, while the "mirror" is a peeping little eye hidden in some unknown corner.
Xingjun: "It's a mini surveillance camera."
Gui Jiling once said that the reason for setting up a mirror is also a test: self-cultivation and restraint.
That is: cultivate the good habit of not picking your nose secretly.
Gui Jiling said that it would be a waste of her precious saliva if not all the people were present to start a team fight, so she remained silent.
In fact, he was extremely excited to meet some fresh living people and monsters, and he secretly talked to Zhu Jiu and Cang Jie who had just finished taking a bath.
Gui Jiling really liked Cangjie's praise of him at the beginning.
She first praised the two of them for their love of cleanliness, and then took the initiative to introduce the area in advance.
The general content is as follows:
Location: Novice Village (Evil Swamp)
Area introduction: The evil swamp is the toy screening pool for the baby and her master named: Yue Bingling Xiluo Meng·Jiu Shang Lian Shuang Lan·Qian Mengran Qingdie...
1. Babies and their owners are the guardians of love and peace. In order to fulfill their wishes, the toys took the initiative to request to be forbidden from spirits.
2. The baby and its owner have no companion, and the iron palm tree in the evil swamp is the only place to stay, and there can only be one toy on one tree.
3. The baby and his owner will select toys regularly. After a period of time, the evil swamp will begin to emit poisonous gas from the periphery and gradually spread to the center until the number of toys remains within 5,000.
4. Babies and their owners are the embodiment of kindness. They will reward toys that are kept and give farewell gifts to toys that are discarded.
Warm reminder (oversized flashing red letters): There is a toy protection mechanism in the novice village, and you will be expelled from the Canglan space at the moment before death.
But cultivation is like a journey, the coexistence of danger and opportunity is balance. There is no such mechanism in the subsequent levels, so please think carefully before advancing or retreating!!!
Message board (Yuebingling Xiluomeng·Jiushanglianshuanglan·Qianmengranqingdie): May the breeze at this moment truly protect the future generations. The world is turbulent, and cultivation is full of ups and downs. A cultivator can still enjoy the company of others by walking alone. He will not regret it even if he dies nine times.
Hope that the Nine Netherworlds will be prosperous and immortal.
……
After reading the introduction panel of Gui Ji Ling, Gui Ji Ling slipped away on the pretext that he couldn't be too partial and corrupt, and the two of them remained silent.
Cangjie looked very cautious. Zhu Jiu thought he was worried about escaping the poison, so he comforted him, "It's not a big problem. Monsters have a clear advantage in the evil swamp."
As for the forbidden spirits, the human race relies entirely on force, while the demon race has its own magical powers. Comparing the two, they are no less than the primitive people and the Trisolarans.
In other words, the monsters that are adapted to the environment in the Novice Village are at an advantage, such as Cangjie.
Cangjie nodded when he heard that, but his expression was still very solemn and he didn't even smile.
He said seriously, "I just think that the master of Gui Ji Ling is really an amazing weapon refiner. Not only can he refine the Cang Lan Realm, a magical existence that has not been cracked so far, but his vision and courage are also beyond the reach of ordinary people."
"This should be a benefit to the present and future generations."
Zhu Jiu: "...Well, who says it's not true?"
“No matter how far this journey goes, whether alive or dead, I will remember her name—Yue Bingling Xiluo Meng·Jiu Shang Lian Shuang Lan·Qian Mengran Qingdie!”
There was a tiny gleam in Cangjie's eyes, and one could imagine the excitement and shock in his heart.
The feeling the other party gave him was not the cold and arrogant high-level demon that he had always remembered.
This was probably the first time that Cangjie, who had suffered oppression, cold eyes and contempt since childhood, felt the deep care and concern from his predecessors in cultivation, even though it came from ancient times.
For the first time, he saw another pure and profound will for cultivation, which was not for worldly fame, wealth or status, but for the blessings to come to future generations.
Cangjie touched this will, and therefore revered, was grateful for it, and regarded it as a treasure.
Zhu Jiu: "Hmm..."
Xing Jun sneered: "Congratulations, you have successfully brainwashed the young people with a few words on the message board."
Who could have imagined what kind of obscene smile Zhu Jiu had on his face when he wrote this sentence?
After finishing writing, she sipped her tea comfortably: "Hehehe, I came from a pyramid scheme."
Zhu Jiu quickly shook off the fragmented memories in his mind and tried hard to maintain an expression that was so touching that tears welled up in his eyes.
Cang Jie added: "The kindness of the cultivation world is like reborn parents..."
Zhu Jiu was frightened: "This... can't be the case?"
Cangjie wondered why she was so frightened, and explained with a chuckle: "You may not understand, but in my heart I already regard her as my mentor."
It's a bit sad, this is Cangjie's first serious lesson in Taoism, even though it's only a few short sentences.
When he said this, his eyes dimmed again, "But people like her should only have countless talented disciples. A junior like me who is full of money is not worthy of her."
Zhu Jiu immediately waved his hands: "Impossible, she likes people like you the most."
"Why?" Cangjie looked over curiously, blinked his thick eyelashes, and the luster in his eyes was very gentle. Coupled with the action of hugging the tree, he was actually quite adorable.
Xingjun simply and rudely said: "Because she wants to sleep with you."
"You treat her as your master, but she treats you as her snack. You are still bathing your master, little tree demon, remember to disenchant anyone who looks awesome."
"..." Zhu Jiu, who was about to say something, choked.